Here are today’s X words:-
Xenizating – travelling as a stranger
Xenodocheionologist –. one who has a love of hotels
Xavier – male name meaning owner of a house
I know a chap called Xavier who is a total xenodocheionologist. Odd fellow. He spends several months a year xenizating all over the country in a car towing a large trailer. Wherever he stays at a hotel he gives a false name and address. He says he values his anonymity but I can’t help thinking there is another reason.
You should see his house. There are a couple of bathrooms stocked to the ceiling with little pots of shampoo and shower gel, wall-mounted hairdryers and beautiful soft towels.
As for the bedrooms, they each have several luxurious dressing gowns, heaps of slippers, quite a few kettles, masses of coffee sachets and even trouser presses. Two actually have fully stocked mini-bars! There are televisions in every corner and the pillows are covered with chocolates!
If it was mine, I would never want to leave it. It’s better than any hotel I’ve ever stayed in.