A very short story featuring 4 underused words beginning with B

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Today’s underused words are :-

bBosk (n) A small wooded area.

Bombinating (v)   Buzzing, humming.

Bifurcates(v) Divides into two branches.

                              Brannigan (n) A drinking spree.

 

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Bill’s got a bosk at the bottom of his garden.  It’s nice.  A couple of beech trees and an oak or two.  Bushes too.

A footpath runs into it. Midway it bifurcates.  One way is a useful shortcut to the village pub, and the other leads to what he calls his honey factory.   Five hives and a colony of bombinating bees!

When he goes collecting he looks like a creature from outer space with his protective gear covering him from head to foot!

He sells his honey in the pub.  It’s delicious.   Whenever he’s there enjoying a brannigan, he has a new bee joke.  What do bees do when they get married?   Have a honeymoon!  Where do they go?   Beejing or Stingapore! 

So, what shall I have for breakfast today?  Toast and honey of course!

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Tomorrows words :-

Cockolorum (courtesy of Varad!), concinnity and cynosure

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52 thoughts on “A very short story featuring 4 underused words beginning with B

  1. Christine Goodnough's avatar Christine Goodnough April 2, 2020 / 00:47

    New words and puns — a delicious offering!
    Tell Bill he best beehave at his beehive or he might get a poke’r two. 🙂

  2. Denise Hammond's avatar Denise Hammond April 2, 2020 / 00:53

    I only knew bifurcate. Bees for B. Knew that too, lol.

  3. messymimi's meanderings's avatar messymimi's meanderings April 2, 2020 / 02:28

    An excellent tale! That reminds me, i have some honey for my tea, i’m off for a cup now.

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings April 2, 2020 / 11:24

      Nothing quite like it, and did you know honey never goes off?

  4. Sadje's avatar Sadje April 2, 2020 / 02:56

    Great story. I know bifurcate.

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings April 2, 2020 / 11:28

      Before researching my words I was unaware of it, It may come in useful again one day. Thanks, Sadje.

      • Sadje's avatar Sadje April 2, 2020 / 15:10

        I came across it in my med school.

  5. Kathe W.'s avatar Kathe W. April 2, 2020 / 03:14

    Bwa hahah BEEhave yourself- am enjoying your superb sense of humor especially with words! Cheers!

  6. msjadeli's avatar msjadeli April 2, 2020 / 03:45

    I can already see my vocabulary will improve by reading your A2Z, Keith. I like the idea of having beehives in the bosk.

  7. Srivalli's avatar Srivalli April 2, 2020 / 05:29

    Ha! This was such fun. I like the word Bosk. Will use it one day. Thanks for the new words. 🙂

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings April 3, 2020 / 12:58

      I like it too, and it’s one that’s easy to pronounce!

  8. susanrouchard's avatar susanrouchard April 2, 2020 / 07:14

    Interesting Keith. Latin and Germanic origins… and Celtic for Brannigans I imagine. In Spanish bosque for wood, forest. Bifurquer, common word in French when on the road following a map. The pleasure of learning languages. If you’re interested, give me a holler. Currently learning Japanese and Italian … gotta run, Italian zoom at 10am. Have an inspired A to Z , take care.

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings April 2, 2020 / 11:16

      Susan, I’m impressed with your linguistic skills! I have trouble with English – I failed it in my final school exams!

      Holler (v) First known use 1592. To cry out.

  9. hilarymb's avatar hilarymb April 2, 2020 / 09:32

    Hi Keith – great fun … and loved your use of bifurcate … but also the whole storyline … now I can imagine the little bosk! Take care – Hilary

  10. Arti's avatar Arti April 2, 2020 / 10:11

    Lucky Bill. He has a protective suit at the ready. He won’t be needing those masks that are in short supply.
    “Honey factory’ made me grin 🙂
    Cheers Keith.

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings April 2, 2020 / 11:20

      He’s ideally equipped for these times, though he might appear a bit odd walking into a supermarket wearing all that clobber!! Thanks so much, Arti.

  11. Namratha Varadharajan's avatar Namratha Varadharajan April 2, 2020 / 10:50

    That was another fun one! I rather like the word bombinating, and right now I wouldn’t mind having a garden with a book(stuck in a apartment with a balcony garden).

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings April 2, 2020 / 11:31

      Me too. I really miss having a garden, but my balcony does look quite pretty right now. Cheers.

  12. Frédérique's avatar Frédérique April 2, 2020 / 11:03

    Bombinating bees! Oh I love this word ;)) Cute story to use all of them! I knew Bosk and Bifurcates as they are very close to the French (bosquet and bifurquer)
    A to Z Challenge

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings April 2, 2020 / 11:33

      That’s something I’ve learned today! Thanks so much.

  13. Varad's avatar Varad April 2, 2020 / 15:13

    Another fun tale, Keith. I agree with Susan – Bosk does seem to have a latin origin. Remember the former manager of Real Madrid and Spain Vincent of the Forest (Vicente del Bosque)? 😀 Btw, I have been using the word bifurcate for a while now. Guess I’m antique as well.

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings April 2, 2020 / 15:55

      I do indeed. I have a friend called David Wood – I’m going to call him David del Bosque from now on! How often do you bifurcate I wonder!!! Incidentally, I’m using your word cockalorum tomorrow!

      • Varad's avatar Varad April 2, 2020 / 15:59

        Well, I do have two boys. So I end up bifurcating things often. 😂

  14. Unishta's avatar Unishta April 2, 2020 / 16:30

    Bee utifully narrated . I could do with a drink (not brannigan though) . The only Brannigan I wouldn’t mind would be a track from Laura Brannigan

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings April 3, 2020 / 00:47

      Thanks for reminding me of her. I’m listening to her singing The Power of Love as I write this!

  15. soniadogra's avatar soniadogra April 2, 2020 / 16:46

    This was honeylicious!! )Loved it💐💐

      • soniadogra's avatar soniadogra April 3, 2020 / 04:42

        😁😁

  16. Shweta Suresh's avatar Shweta Suresh April 2, 2020 / 19:08

    Haha! That’s a BEE-autiful story. Loved how you worked all those words into the story. 🙂

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings April 3, 2020 / 00:56

      …and another one! Seems bees make punny! Thanks so much, Shweta.

      • Shweta Suresh's avatar Shweta Suresh April 4, 2020 / 12:33

        The pleasure is all mine. 🙂

  17. Anagha Yatin (@anagha_yatin)'s avatar Anagha Yatin (@anagha_yatin) April 3, 2020 / 07:43

    Busy Billy! But I wonder what would a pub do with honey from Billy? Do they make some alcohol from it as well?
    Added few more words to my vocab. Knew only bifurcation.

  18. Unishta's avatar Unishta April 3, 2020 / 08:42

    This is a great way of learning new words. Ikea is a challenge even for someone who is very smart so it must be worse for someone who only imagines himself to be smart

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings April 3, 2020 / 10:43

      As an IKEA junkie myself I know exactly what you mean! Cheers Unishta.

  19. raesquiggles's avatar raesquiggles April 3, 2020 / 10:08

    Love the puns. I had honey on toast this morning. We’re rationing things in the house, and the kids got the Nutella.

  20. Kalpana's avatar Kalpana April 3, 2020 / 10:23

    Couldn’t resist the temptation to visit you Keith. I enjoyed that – particularly concinnity.

  21. Sascha Darlington's avatar Sascha Darlington April 7, 2020 / 19:13

    A fun piece! 🙂 Although it gave me hives thinking about all the bees……

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