A-Z Challenge Day 8

Post 1648. Monday April 9



I saw Rosey in the hardware shop looking at buckets.

“What are you after?” I asked.

“Well” she said, “there’s a hole in my bucket ….”

“…. dear Liza, dear Liza” I sang out. It was greeted with a blank stare

“As I was saying, the canopy over my balcony leaks and I use my bucket to catch drips. Yesterday when it rained the bucket was empty and the floor was wet. That’s how I know there’s a hole in my …. “

“…. bucket, dear Liza, dear….”

Shut up” she shouted “This is serious

“Sorry,” I said.

“I also want a bucket to put my list in”

“What list?”

“My bucket list”.

I pointed out that you don’t actually keep it in a bucket, it’s only called a bucket list because…. because…. then I realised I didn’t actually know!

“What’s going on your list?” I asked

“One. Learn golf”

“So you can get a hole in one?”

As I was saying, two, go into space”

“Careful you don’t fall down I black hole!” I quipped.

At last, she began to laugh!

I’ve got a hole joke!” she said.

“Better than half a joke” I chuckled. She ignored me and continued.

“A man walked past a hole in a wall and heard a voice coming from it. It said, ‘six six six’.  The man peeped in and a fist popped out and bopped him on the nose. ‘Seven seven seven’ said the voice! Do you get it?”

“Yes” I groaned

“I don’t,” said Rosey.


Tomorrow, I is for Invite

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A1On day 8 last year I told you about Amble Bay’s village hall. To revisit click HERE

62 thoughts on “A-Z Challenge Day 8

  1. Denise Hammond April 8, 2018 / 23:24

    I had surgery several years ago and joke that I really do have a hole in my head. I’m wondering about Rosey.

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    • Keith's Ramblings April 9, 2018 / 00:33

      I sometimes think there’s a hole where her brain should be, but don’t tell I told you that! Cheers, Denise.

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  2. hilarymb April 9, 2018 / 03:25

    Hi Keith – poor Rosey … she really does have a problem doesn’t she – but will she come right … still she laughs her way out of her ‘holes’ … take care and here’s to a good week for Rosey and her ramblin’ … cheers Hilary


    • Keith's Ramblings April 9, 2018 / 07:51

      Fortunately, she doesn’t see it as a problem – she just loves life no matter what happens along the way! Thanks Hilary.


  3. Miss Andi April 9, 2018 / 04:03

    Haha poor Rosie, she has a problem and you only use it for jokes 😁


  4. Moon April 9, 2018 / 07:55

    ‘Better than half a joke’ was wonderful.:)
    Great, fun story, Keith.

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  5. Shilpa Garg April 9, 2018 / 10:33

    This is sooooo witty, Keith. Loved this fun conversation with Rosey! Great going 🙂

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    • Keith's Ramblings April 9, 2018 / 10:39

      Thanks Shilpa. I just hope I can keep on being witty til the end of the month!


    • Keith's Ramblings April 9, 2018 / 11:02

      I could explain it to you, but it’s not really worth the effort! Thanks Sue.


  6. Woman walking Max April 9, 2018 / 11:14

    An entertaining episode with Rosey. I imagine her to be around 17…she’s so jolly, and energetic.

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    • Keith's Ramblings April 9, 2018 / 12:12

      She’s almost double that age! Jolly, energetic and best enjoyed in small doses! Thanks.


  7. Emily Bloomquist April 9, 2018 / 11:16

    Perfect post for a Monday morning! I have the hole in the bucket song stuck through my head now.

    You might want to investigate her theory that there is a hole in the bucket. I suspect she kicked the bucket while it was on her balcony, causing the bucket to no longer be under the canopy hole.

    Emily In Ecuador | Hammock Time on Puerto Lopez Beach

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    • Keith's Ramblings April 9, 2018 / 12:14

      You could be right, it would not surprise me one little bit. All together now…there’s a hole in my bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza…!

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  8. Varad April 9, 2018 / 11:16

    The holey spirit might be frowning on you, Keith. That was a bunch of very bad, but hilarious puns. Thanks for the laughs 🙂

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  9. Jean Davis April 9, 2018 / 12:21

    So many hole jokes crammed into a short span. Good job. And yes, I was singing right along.

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  10. Deborah Weber April 9, 2018 / 13:55

    Wholly snortable – which I’m sure would please Rosey entirely. 🙂


    • Keith's Ramblings April 9, 2018 / 15:43

      Funny you should mention that. She is inclined to snort when she laughs. Apparently, she was known as Rosey Piggy Pinkerton ar school!


  11. Anagha Yatin April 9, 2018 / 14:05

    Bucket list, hole, golf and black holes…hahahaha! You had me in splits Keith.

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  12. Beth Camp April 9, 2018 / 15:27

    Haven’t seen posts from you in so long. Good to learn your sense of humor is cooking along just fine. Or should I say, wholly fine!

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    • Keith's Ramblings April 9, 2018 / 15:55

      Sorry about that! I heard someone singing it in the street just now – they must have read my story!


    • Keith's Ramblings April 9, 2018 / 16:03

      It’s one of those jokes some people get and some don’t as I’ve found from the comment.s. Rosey didn’t, but that’s hardly surprising. She known for telling great jokes that she doesn’t understand herself!

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      • Akshata Ram April 9, 2018 / 16:05

        Is she for real? Else I would say great imagination and if not I would say I love her anyway

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      • Keith's Ramblings April 9, 2018 / 16:15

        I couldn’t possibly answer your question!!! Let’s settle for 50/50! Cheers Akshata


    • Keith's Ramblings April 9, 2018 / 23:22

      Pleased you enjoyed it. Thanks so much for sharing my little piece of nonsense


  13. diedre April 11, 2018 / 18:19

    Well, now I need a bucket too – for my list 😉 Sweet Rosey, to be that blissfully unaware…

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  14. Sascha Darlington April 17, 2018 / 23:27

    So much fun. I may be in Rosie’s corner on this one. Does the number refer to the number of people who’ve been punched?

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