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Keith's Ramblings 
Oh my goodness I think that perhaps, there will Not be a future wedding day…just a hunch!
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I fear your hunch is spot on!
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Bloody nerve! I’d go ahead with the wedding, keep the presents, and marry the best man!
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Great idea, I’ll suggest it to her – shame I’m not the best man!
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hehe. I always said I should have married the best man and not my first husband. He was taller!!!
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😀
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Perhaps she’d settle for a mediocre man under the circumstances.
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eek!
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eek indeed!
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Now that may test the relationship to breaking point
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Of that, I have no doubt! Cheers. Neil.
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Not so much postponed as cancelled, I fear!
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It’s looking that way, Iain!
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Delaying for a little? Me thinks forever…
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He thinks he is, but he’s going to be disappointed!
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I don’t think John is getting another chance, unless his fiancée is equally keen on football 😂😂😂😂
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Even if she was, I’m sure she’ll lose interest in football now!
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Haha! Yes, quite likely
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Yep, that’s the best suicide note I’ve read in a long time.
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You could well be right, Sandra!
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So he ditches his wedding and leaves all the mess for her to clean up? Yeah, no. Buh-bye forever, John. What a putz!
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That sums it up perfectly, Linda!
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I don’t think there’s going to be a wedding.
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…and I think you are right James!
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This is one powerful message.
Guts of the groom! Great expectations!!!
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A bit of a gamble but worth a try!
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Dear Keith,
Love u lots????. I think he needs to have his butt kicked across the football field. Nope, not good husband material. She should take a girlfriend on the honeymoon trip and leave John in the dust.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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That’s an excellent idea Rochelle, hopefully, she’ll read this and take note!
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Years ago my husband and I had sent the wedding gift and were looking forward to the big party on Friday night. Thursday afternoon the hubby got a call at work saying the wedding was off. The couple eventually married, minus the party. We never did know what happened.
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Oh no, not even a thank you!
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He’s not ready to get married yet, best she find out now!
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Very true Mimi!
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I would be sure any reimbursements went to my account!
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I certainly hope they did!
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A hilarious twist on the (Dear) John letter. I’m sure after she has a wing-ding fit she’ll thank him for not being her husband. I can only imagine what being married to a prince like him would be like…
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Happily, thanks to his own goal she’ll never have to find out! Thanks, Lisa.
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You’re welcome 🙂
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Oh, there’s gonna be a bloody wedding – without you, John! While you been out at the pub watching footie, I been busy playing footsie with your best mate, Colin. His feet are warm and much bigger than yours so while you’re freezing your arse off at the game, Col and I will be like one big toasted cheese butty in our bed in Tuscany tomorrow. Bugger off, then, you stupid wanker. Did I mention Colin’s feet are bigger? Yeah, I’m chuffed! Your ex, Sally 😁
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Nancy, this is simply brilliant, especially ‘one big toasted cheese butty in our bed’! I wish I’d written it!
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Thanks, luv! Just having a bit of fun! You set the stage; that was a great post!
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Oh I think John’s gonna be in trouble when he gets home!
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…if he’s not locked out!
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Game over, I think!
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Game set and match!
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Say what? I DO NOT like this man one little bit! Luckily, he let her know ~ maybe unknowingly ~ what a jerk he is. Well done.
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Thanks, Alicia, he certainly did!
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😳😂 I think those will be his last words to Sally. Hopefully the game gives him a lifetime of happiness. 🥴
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I doubt he got a reply!
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Yes, I agree. 👍
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Haha – great take – I would like to have seen the text response 🙂
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Someone is starting off on the very wrong foot. Hopefully, she is understanding.
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Here lies the idiot formerly known as John X. They say he was dedicated. Sally said not.
Another fun one, Keith.
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Oh no! Poor Sally and in the end poor John. I have a feeling the response he gets is not the one he expects. So creative!
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i’m sure it’s a deal breaker for her, but boys will be boys. 🙂
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Well, a man has to keep his priorities in order.
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Enjoying the viewpoints in the comments almost as much as the wedding fiasco, lol. Hope Sally had a fabulous time at her ‘goodbye John’ party and took her best friend on a fabulous trip! 💞
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Yikes!! he is one very brave man… maybe he has a death wish lol
Another fun story, Keith, it’s a great take on the prompt 🙂 Well done!
I’ve not written for a couple of weeks now…I’ve been finishing a big crochet project for my daughter’s birthday in 2 weeks. I’m starting to get writer’s withdrawal!
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