57 thoughts on “The message!

  1. pensitivity101 Feb 22, 2023 / 14:53

    Bloody nerve! I’d go ahead with the wedding, keep the presents, and marry the best man!

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  2. Sadje Feb 22, 2023 / 15:30

    I don’t think John is getting another chance, unless his fiancée is equally keen on football 😂😂😂😂

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  3. Sandra Feb 22, 2023 / 16:01

    Yep, that’s the best suicide note I’ve read in a long time.

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  4. granonine Feb 22, 2023 / 16:13

    So he ditches his wedding and leaves all the mess for her to clean up? Yeah, no. Buh-bye forever, John. What a putz!

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  5. Anita Feb 22, 2023 / 17:45

    This is one powerful message.
    Guts of the groom! Great expectations!!!

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  6. rochellewisoff Feb 22, 2023 / 20:08

    Dear Keith,

    Love u lots????. I think he needs to have his butt kicked across the football field. Nope, not good husband material. She should take a girlfriend on the honeymoon trip and leave John in the dust.




    • Keith's Ramblings Feb 23, 2023 / 15:00

      That’s an excellent idea Rochelle, hopefully, she’ll read this and take note!


  7. Denise Feb 22, 2023 / 23:04

    Years ago my husband and I had sent the wedding gift and were looking forward to the big party on Friday night. Thursday afternoon the hubby got a call at work saying the wedding was off. The couple eventually married, minus the party. We never did know what happened.

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  8. msjadeli Feb 23, 2023 / 03:41

    A hilarious twist on the (Dear) John letter. I’m sure after she has a wing-ding fit she’ll thank him for not being her husband. I can only imagine what being married to a prince like him would be like…

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  9. The Sicilian Storyteller Feb 23, 2023 / 12:06

    Oh, there’s gonna be a bloody wedding – without you, John! While you been out at the pub watching footie, I been busy playing footsie with your best mate, Colin. His feet are warm and much bigger than yours so while you’re freezing your arse off at the game, Col and I will be like one big toasted cheese butty in our bed in Tuscany tomorrow. Bugger off, then, you stupid wanker. Did I mention Colin’s feet are bigger? Yeah, I’m chuffed! Your ex, Sally 😁

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  10. Laurie Bell Feb 23, 2023 / 21:49

    Oh I think John’s gonna be in trouble when he gets home!


  11. Alicia Jamtaas Feb 23, 2023 / 23:24

    Say what? I DO NOT like this man one little bit! Luckily, he let her know ~ maybe unknowingly ~ what a jerk he is. Well done.

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  12. britcanwrites Feb 24, 2023 / 05:25

    😳😂 I think those will be his last words to Sally. Hopefully the game gives him a lifetime of happiness. 🥴

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  13. poetisatinta Feb 24, 2023 / 16:23

    Haha – great take – I would like to have seen the text response 🙂


  14. athling2001 Feb 24, 2023 / 20:52

    Someone is starting off on the very wrong foot. Hopefully, she is understanding.


  15. Bill Feb 24, 2023 / 22:04

    Here lies the idiot formerly known as John X. They say he was dedicated. Sally said not.
    Another fun one, Keith.


  16. Brenda's Thoughts Feb 24, 2023 / 23:05

    Oh no! Poor Sally and in the end poor John. I have a feeling the response he gets is not the one he expects. So creative!


  17. plaridel Feb 25, 2023 / 07:12

    i’m sure it’s a deal breaker for her, but boys will be boys. 🙂


  18. Dawn Feb 26, 2023 / 13:34

    Enjoying the viewpoints in the comments almost as much as the wedding fiasco, lol. Hope Sally had a fabulous time at her ‘goodbye John’ party and took her best friend on a fabulous trip! 💞


  19. authorfleurl Feb 28, 2023 / 11:11

    Yikes!! he is one very brave man… maybe he has a death wish lol
    Another fun story, Keith, it’s a great take on the prompt 🙂 Well done!
    I’ve not written for a couple of weeks now…I’ve been finishing a big crochet project for my daughter’s birthday in 2 weeks. I’m starting to get writer’s withdrawal!


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