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Oh my goodness I think that perhaps, there will Not be a future wedding day…just a hunch!
I fear your hunch is spot on!
Bloody nerve! I’d go ahead with the wedding, keep the presents, and marry the best man!
Great idea, I’ll suggest it to her – shame I’m not the best man!
hehe. I always said I should have married the best man and not my first husband. He was taller!!!
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Perhaps she’d settle for a mediocre man under the circumstances.
eek!
eek indeed!
Now that may test the relationship to breaking point
Of that, I have no doubt! Cheers. Neil.
Not so much postponed as cancelled, I fear!
It’s looking that way, Iain!
Delaying for a little? Me thinks forever…
He thinks he is, but he’s going to be disappointed!
I don’t think John is getting another chance, unless his fiancée is equally keen on football 😂😂😂😂
Even if she was, I’m sure she’ll lose interest in football now!
Haha! Yes, quite likely
Yep, that’s the best suicide note I’ve read in a long time.
You could well be right, Sandra!
So he ditches his wedding and leaves all the mess for her to clean up? Yeah, no. Buh-bye forever, John. What a putz!
That sums it up perfectly, Linda!
I don’t think there’s going to be a wedding.
…and I think you are right James!
This is one powerful message.
Guts of the groom! Great expectations!!!
A bit of a gamble but worth a try!
Dear Keith,
Love u lots????. I think he needs to have his butt kicked across the football field. Nope, not good husband material. She should take a girlfriend on the honeymoon trip and leave John in the dust.
Shalom,
Rochelle
That’s an excellent idea Rochelle, hopefully, she’ll read this and take note!
Years ago my husband and I had sent the wedding gift and were looking forward to the big party on Friday night. Thursday afternoon the hubby got a call at work saying the wedding was off. The couple eventually married, minus the party. We never did know what happened.
Oh no, not even a thank you!
He’s not ready to get married yet, best she find out now!
Very true Mimi!
I would be sure any reimbursements went to my account!
I certainly hope they did!
A hilarious twist on the (Dear) John letter. I’m sure after she has a wing-ding fit she’ll thank him for not being her husband. I can only imagine what being married to a prince like him would be like…
Happily, thanks to his own goal she’ll never have to find out! Thanks, Lisa.
You’re welcome 🙂
Oh, there’s gonna be a bloody wedding – without you, John! While you been out at the pub watching footie, I been busy playing footsie with your best mate, Colin. His feet are warm and much bigger than yours so while you’re freezing your arse off at the game, Col and I will be like one big toasted cheese butty in our bed in Tuscany tomorrow. Bugger off, then, you stupid wanker. Did I mention Colin’s feet are bigger? Yeah, I’m chuffed! Your ex, Sally 😁
Nancy, this is simply brilliant, especially ‘one big toasted cheese butty in our bed’! I wish I’d written it!
Thanks, luv! Just having a bit of fun! You set the stage; that was a great post!
Oh I think John’s gonna be in trouble when he gets home!
…if he’s not locked out!
Game over, I think!
Game set and match!
Say what? I DO NOT like this man one little bit! Luckily, he let her know ~ maybe unknowingly ~ what a jerk he is. Well done.
Thanks, Alicia, he certainly did!
😳😂 I think those will be his last words to Sally. Hopefully the game gives him a lifetime of happiness. 🥴
I doubt he got a reply!
Yes, I agree. 👍
Haha – great take – I would like to have seen the text response 🙂
Someone is starting off on the very wrong foot. Hopefully, she is understanding.
Here lies the idiot formerly known as John X. They say he was dedicated. Sally said not.
Another fun one, Keith.
Oh no! Poor Sally and in the end poor John. I have a feeling the response he gets is not the one he expects. So creative!
i’m sure it’s a deal breaker for her, but boys will be boys. 🙂
Well, a man has to keep his priorities in order.
Enjoying the viewpoints in the comments almost as much as the wedding fiasco, lol. Hope Sally had a fabulous time at her ‘goodbye John’ party and took her best friend on a fabulous trip! 💞
Yikes!! he is one very brave man… maybe he has a death wish lol
Another fun story, Keith, it’s a great take on the prompt 🙂 Well done!
I’ve not written for a couple of weeks now…I’ve been finishing a big crochet project for my daughter’s birthday in 2 weeks. I’m starting to get writer’s withdrawal!