for Six Sentence Stories here the given word is Club
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Old Mac and Donald were playing golf, with a putt-putt here and a putt-putt there!
“I hear Birdie’s in the club,” said Mac, “the golf club?” asked Donald, “no the pudding club, up the duff, pregnant!”, chuckled Mac.
“Who’s the daddy?”, asked Donald, “Willie Waggle” replied Mac, “they only went out together once”.
“Ee-I-ee-I-oh”, laughed Donald, “looks like he scored a hole-in-one, hasn’t he got several kids already?
“Four” shouted Mac, and Donald ducked thinking a stray golf ball was heading his way!
“With kid-kids here and kid-kids there” sang Old Mac and Donald as they headed toward the clubhouse for a beer!
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Thanks to Denise at GirlieOnTheEdge for hosting.
I couldn’t resist adding a video of Old Macdonald Had a Farm!
You’ve a great knack for writing humor
That’s very kind of you Sadje!
It’s the truth. 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
Nice phrase: “Donald ducked”. Stray golf balls flying all over the place.
I must confess that I didn’t realise I’d punned until after I’d written it!
hahahaha
Thanks Beth!
Oh Keith your gift for fabulous puns is amazing. Well done. I had a big smile on my face throughout reading. ☺️
Thanks so much for your kind words, Suzette.
Humor is a gift
Gifts don’t come much better!
That was hilarious, Keith. Reminded me, girls used to be ‘birds’ back in the day.
Thanks so much. I had a ‘bird’ or two in my youth!
You do have a gift for storytelling.
You say the nicest things Patricia, thank you!
Hahaha!! Very funny!! 😂
(Knocked over backward, birds circling her head) May the punnage never cease!
No fear of that Liz!
Quite a funny tale, Keith.
Thanks so much Nicole!
Not sure Rosey would approve of this somewhat bawdy tale, old bean!
You’ve got me worried. She’s a teaching assistant I’m worried she’ll read to the children in her class!
lol (if puns are like little ditties, this is surely a symphony)…
The “alter” version of Old MacDonald, lol. Only from you Keith, only from you 🤣