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The heavens have opened. I can’t get my hair wet. There’s a hotel, I’ll pop their bar till it stops.
“What’s your pleasure, sir?”
“Just a coffee, please.”
Tic-tock-tic-tock-tick-toc
Still raining.
“Another coffee please with a shot of brandy”.
Tic-tock-tic-tock-tick-toc
Still raining.
“A neat brandy, please.”
Tic-tock-tic-tock-tick-toc
Almost stopped.
“Another brandy please, a large one”.
Tic-tock-tic-tock-tick-toc
It’s stopped but it might start again.
“A glass of churd-chord-chardnee, please”
Tic-tock-tic-tock-tick-toc
The shun’s shinin’, but I haven’t got my shun hat.
“The resht of da bottle, pleash”.
Tic-tock-tic-tock-tick-toc
“Anything else sir?”
“Can I … hic … ‘ave a woom … hic … for the night?”
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Thanks to Rochelle for hosting and to David Stewart for the picture.
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hahahaha
Thanks, Beth!
An inevitable progression
That’s the way it goes!
Nicely written. I can relate to that.
Can you now? Oh, dear!
A pleasant way to spend a day. Maybe not the following morning though!
I’ve many a hair of the dog!
When I hear how often it rains in England, I think this fellow better buy the room.
A good point Christine!
Hilarious!
That’s good to hear Sadje, just because I find something funny, it doesn’t necessarily mean others will!
Oh I think we all do the way you narrate your story
I smiled and smiled, at a great story
I’m really pleased, thanks, Michael.
Can’t say I blame him. As least he has sense enough not to drink and drive. I like how you made the tick tock sound.
Very true Lisa! It’s amazing the sounds to can make by tapping a pen on the desk and a book!
Hahaha, Keith you have me laughing at my self trying to decipher what the words mean by the end…but of course they are a reflection of a bit too much whetting of the whistle.
Yes, a bit over-whetted! Glad you found your way through the wordy maze!
🤣 My pleasure.
Jus’ a li’l bit shlossed, please 🙂
Not you as well Linda!
🙂
lol, yep, I can see that.
It happens! Cheers Trent.
Hilarious. Just a wee bit sloshed you might say.
Indeed he is! Cheers Tessa.
Cute!
I’m pleased you found it so, thank you.
And all because you didn’t want to get your hair wet! The price we pay for vanity! You had me smiling, Keith.
It would have been a shame! Thanks for smiling along, Penny.
It was the first warm coffee that set up the comfort zone. I wonder if the minibar in the room is stocked?
The same thought crossed my mind, but I ran out of words!
Dear Keith,
At leasht he din’ get hish hair wet. Luv the shound effectsss.
Shalom,
Rochelle
Haha, that’s brilliant Rochelle, thanks so much!
Should have taken a book with him!
Fifty Shades of Grey Clouds maybe!
Drink the rain away! Blame it on the weather.
He quite agrees!
it must be some rain to last that long. perhaps it’ll be over when he wakes up in the morning. 🙂
I hope so or he’ll start again!
The story of a wet Wednesday in Widnes.
…or in my case, a soggy Saturday in Sussex!
laughing loud here – love the sound effects too 🙂
I’m really pleased, thanks so much!
The coffee was a good idea. A book to read would have saved the cost of the room, but at least that was a good decision. Cleverly done, Keith.
Very true! Thanks, Bill.
You’re welcome.
😁
That’ll do nicely!
I was just on pins and needles to see when he’d have a bathroom break. For, surely, with all them fluids, there was a bathroom break! 😉
A good point, it didn’t occur to me!
Perhaps he was too drunk to care … 😉
Lol ! That’s an old song, I think I even heard it at school when I learned English
I hear kids still singing it today! Cheers, Gattina.
I am starting to look forward to your posts Keith! So funny! Well done 😀
I’m really pleased, thanks so much!
Ha, ha, ha. Thanks Keith for this and the Mac and Donald golf game.
Not too Mac and Cheesy I hope!
no, never….
wet hair would have been cheaper.
No doubt about that!
It’s raining Brandy and Chardy…
I look forward to your stories, Keith. They always have a fun twist!
Interesting read 👍🏾
🙂 your audio recording reminds me of the stories they tell on the radio. Fun to listen to.
That’s nice to know! Thank you.