A silly story…

for Six Sentence Stories here the given word is Club



Old Mac and Donald were playing golf, with a putt-putt here and a putt-putt there!

“I hear Birdie’s in the club,” said Mac, “the golf club?” asked  Donald, “no the pudding club, up the duff, pregnant!”,  chuckled Mac.

“Who’s the daddy?”, asked Donald, “Willie Waggle” replied Mac, “they only went out together once”.

“Ee-I-ee-I-oh”, laughed Donald, “looks like he scored a hole-in-one, hasn’t he got several kids already?

“Four” shouted Mac, and Donald ducked thinking a stray golf ball was heading his way!

“With kid-kids here and kid-kids there” sang Old Mac and Donald as they headed toward the clubhouse for a beer!



Thanks to Denise at GirlieOnTheEdge for hosting.

I couldn’t resist adding a video of Old Macdonald Had a Farm!

24 thoughts on “A silly story…

  1. Suzette Benjamin Oct 6, 2022 / 12:12

    Oh Keith your gift for fabulous puns is amazing. Well done. I had a big smile on my face throughout reading. ☺️

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Liz H Oct 7, 2022 / 20:09

    (Knocked over backward, birds circling her head) May the punnage never cease!

    Liked by 1 person

  3. ceayr Oct 8, 2022 / 11:01

    Not sure Rosey would approve of this somewhat bawdy tale, old bean!

    Liked by 1 person

    • Keith's Ramblings Oct 8, 2022 / 16:04

      You’ve got me worried. She’s a teaching assistant I’m worried she’ll read to the children in her class!


  4. clark Oct 9, 2022 / 16:11

    lol (if puns are like little ditties, this is surely a symphony)…

    Liked by 1 person

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