A conversation …

Keith's Ramblings

for Friday Fictioneers …

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I had a punctured tyre so I popped to …

    You didn’t pop, the tyre did!

Very funny, I went to the garage and …

    What?

It was closed. 

    Go again when it’s open.

It’s closed permanently.

    He’s probably re-tyred! 

Very funny, I’m tyred of your jokes!

    What did you do?

Went somewhere else.

    And?

Got it repaired.

 

    I popped to the bank this morning.

Exciting!

    I put on my mask …

 Very sensible.

    … aimed my gun, demanded cash, jumped in the getaway car, fired it up and  …

 And?

    It had a puncture!  Where can I get it repaired?

Very funny. Your round.

 

claire-fuller-7Thanks to Rochelle for hosting and to Claire Fuller for the photo. 

 

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52 thoughts on “A conversation …”

  4. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli Dec 8, 2021 / 20:08

    Such a fun word play. Those two keep themselves entertained don’t they.

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  5. Dale's avatar Dale Dec 8, 2021 / 20:43

    You do have a way with words… Best not retyre any time soon, okay?

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  6. jenne49's avatar jenne49 Dec 8, 2021 / 21:20

    Both delightful stories, Keith. you certainly enjoy playing with words and do it so well.
    Who would ever have imagined we’d all be putting on masks to go into banks though?

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    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings Dec 9, 2021 / 14:49

      Thanks, Jenne. See what you mean about banks and masks, only robbers did that a couple of years ago!

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  9. Michael's avatar Michael Dec 8, 2021 / 23:50

    This read just perfect, and at least the tyre garage is do good business

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  10. marja's avatar marja Dec 9, 2021 / 05:48

    Oh Keith I loved you reading this hilarious tale. You did an amazing job

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  12. rochellewisoff's avatar rochellewisoff Dec 9, 2021 / 13:02

    Dear Keith,

    It sounds like they’re both on a roll with their wheeling and dealing. 😉 Love it.

    Shalom,

    Rochelle

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  13. Elizabeth Young's avatar Elizabeth Young Dec 9, 2021 / 14:01

    It’s great being back in the pub with its scintillating conversation, isn’t it?

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  16. draliman's avatar draliman Dec 10, 2021 / 14:04

    Isn’t it always the way, the getaway car goes wrong at a vital moment… he should be buying the next round after that tall tale 🙂

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  17. Rowena's avatar Rowena Dec 10, 2021 / 16:03

    Hi Keith,
    Seems like you’ve overdosed pn Dad jokes here but it is very funny.
    Best wishes,
    Rowena

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  19. Bill's avatar Bill Dec 10, 2021 / 23:58

    Ah, Keith. A story to raise my eyebrows and coax a smile on my face. Well done.

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  20. bearmkwa's avatar Bear Dec 11, 2021 / 13:40

    Great story! Merry Christmas!

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