for Friday Fictioneers …
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I had a punctured tyre so I popped to …
You didn’t pop, the tyre did!
Very funny, I went to the garage and …
What?
It was closed.
Go again when it’s open.
It’s closed permanently.
He’s probably re-tyred!
Very funny, I’m tyred of your jokes!
What did you do?
Went somewhere else.
And?
Got it repaired.
I popped to the bank this morning.
Exciting!
I put on my mask …
Very sensible.
… aimed my gun, demanded cash, jumped in the getaway car, fired it up and …
And?
It had a puncture! Where can I get it repaired?
Very funny. Your round.
Thanks to Rochelle for hosting and to Claire Fuller for the photo.
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Both are hilarious tales.
The simplest I’ve ever written! Thanks, Sadje.
You’re welcome
Haha, this is amazing!
Wow, that’s so kind of you!
These are fun Keith.
Thanks Di!
Such a fun word play. Those two keep themselves entertained don’t they.
Not the most stimulating conversation but it keeps them happy!
Indeed! And the beer keeps their whistles wetted well.
You do have a way with words… Best not retyre any time soon, okay?
I tryed that, didn’t like it! Cheers Dale.
Lucky for us! Cheers Keith! 🍻
Both delightful stories, Keith. you certainly enjoy playing with words and do it so well.
Who would ever have imagined we’d all be putting on masks to go into banks though?
Thanks, Jenne. See what you mean about banks and masks, only robbers did that a couple of years ago!
Funny, funny, funny!
Three cheers Danny!
Most amusing!
I’m delighted you found it so Mimi!
This read just perfect, and at least the tyre garage is do good business
It does appear to be! Thanks so much, Michael.
Oh Keith I loved you reading this hilarious tale. You did an amazing job
That’s really kind of you Marja, thank you.
Seems like a ‘Two Ronnies” sketch. I wonder what they are drinking?
…now you come to mention it! I doubt they’re drinking anything exciting! Cheers James.
Dear Keith,
It sounds like they’re both on a roll with their wheeling and dealing. 😉 Love it.
Shalom,
Rochelle
Well put Rochelle! Thanks so much.
It’s great being back in the pub with its scintillating conversation, isn’t it?
It is, please may it stay that way! Cheers Liz.
Haha! You can pun with this all day, well done, Keith.
Puns are fun! Cheers Mason.
They sure are.
i love the play with words. very funny indeed. 🙂
I’m pleased! Thanks plaridel.
Isn’t it always the way, the getaway car goes wrong at a vital moment… he should be buying the next round after that tall tale 🙂
That’s life! Cheers Ali.
Hi Keith,
Seems like you’ve overdosed pn Dad jokes here but it is very funny.
Best wishes,
Rowena
I regularly do Rowena! Thanks so much.
That was fun. These two could go on forever.
Thank goodness for the 100-word limit! Thanks so much.
Ah, Keith. A story to raise my eyebrows and coax a smile on my face. Well done.
I could wish for nothing more! Cheers Bill.
:-), Cheers, indeed, Keith.
Great story! Merry Christmas!
And to you Bear, thanks so much.
I never tyre of your humor, Keith 🙂
Nice one Linda!
Ha!
Very clever. I enjoyed the two “tales”
Great voice
I’m pleased! Thanks so much, Laurie.
round and round they go, eh? 😉
This was fun!
Na’ama
That about sums it up! Cheers Na’ama.
😀