100 Words

Keith's Ramblings

Post 1638. Wednesday March 21

 

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Hobjc3b6rn-9w nice. ‘High five’ I shout as I slap my palm against the welcome sign. Unfortunately, my gesture is a little overenthusiastic and I send it tumbling over the edge and down into the stream. Sorry, I mutter. I carry on round the bend singing my favourite song.

‘Climb every mountain, ford every…’ (sorry, that ‘s a bit out of tune!)

On I plod. I crane my neck to watch a soaring eagle, or is it a sparrow? Whatever, it’s beautiful. Then I trip.

Oh-oh-woo-woo-ooh-bumpity-bumpity…splash!

There’s that ****** welcome sign again. ‘You could have warned me’ I yell as I refused it another high five.

 

 

bjc3b6rn-9A little bit of nonsense for this week’s Friday Fictioneers which is once again hosted by Rochelle. This weeks picture is provided by  Björn Rudberg

 

 

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  3. Christine Goodnough Mar 21, 2018 / 14:21

    Gave me a chuckle, but I think your fellow shouldn’t be wandering in the mountains alone. If he can’t tell the difference between an eagle and a sparrow, he might easily mistake a curious cougar for a tame tomcat. 😉

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  5. jillyfunnell Mar 21, 2018 / 15:27

    I was laughing from beginning to end. What a plonker! I could just see him tramping along happily singing out of tune, probably a couple of tin cans rattling outside his backpack a la Terry Scott in Carry on Camping..

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  6. Varad Mar 21, 2018 / 17:11

    Was it a bird, or some poor guy who toppled over the edge because our hero here had high-fived the sign over the edge? Nice fun here, Keith.

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  7. granonine Mar 21, 2018 / 18:42

    You’re not usually goofy, Keith. A fun read, a different side to your personality 🙂

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  12. rochellewisoff Mar 22, 2018 / 10:06

    Dear Keith,

    First one I’ve read this morning. You started my day with a smile and giggle.

    Shalom,

    Rochelle

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  14. Anita Mar 22, 2018 / 13:01

    Fun one. Thankfully, the fall wasn’t deadly and he survived.
    Now the sign can be restored back to its spot where it can warn others 🙂

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    • Keith's Ramblings Mar 22, 2018 / 14:35

      I didn’t think killing the narrator was a very pleasant thing to do! Thanks Anita

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  15. draliman Mar 22, 2018 / 13:15

    I wonder how many others will join him in the stream now that he’s knocked the sign over? 🙂

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  20. James McEwan Mar 22, 2018 / 15:49

    I love the subdued humour in this, he just didn’t get the meaning of the signs, perhaps there are many more.

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  22. prior.. Mar 22, 2018 / 16:58

    hahah
    he could have ended in demise but you kept it light and fun
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    dusts off – whistles on way back

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    • Keith's Ramblings Mar 23, 2018 / 10:58

      As soon as I saw this week’s photo I had a feeling there would be a lot of dead bodies lying around which is why I hit the humour button! Cheers Prior.

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      • prior.. Mar 23, 2018 / 13:49

        ahhh and I think you were correct in your prediction…
        Cheers Keith

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  23. Woman walking Max Mar 22, 2018 / 18:01

    What a cheerful romp of a story Keith- your man seems remarkably unconcerned by his tumbling down the mountain. Most entertaining.

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  26. Alicia Jamtaas Mar 22, 2018 / 22:25

    I could almost hear this daft little fellow whistling as he walked. Thanks for the laugh.

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  28. Anna Rymer Mar 23, 2018 / 11:37

    Ha ha!!! A very amusing tale and a wonderful character 😃

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  29. shivamt25 Mar 23, 2018 / 12:35

    This tale made me laugh. He might not be the smartest but I love his enthusiasm!

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  32. Rowena Mar 23, 2018 / 14:31

    Keith, he should’ve gone to Spec Savers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYtE-rbhKPQ
    I feel bad admitting to laughing at this poor guy’s expense, but it was funny. Reminds me of my character from last week who tried committing suicide in a fairly shallow pond. That had people laughing too. There were also some very witty comments. A great read. Well done.
    Best wishes,
    Rowena

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    • Keith's Ramblings Mar 24, 2018 / 08:42

      Rowena, thanks so much for that link.There were several I’d forgotten and a couple I’ve not seen before. Laughing at others misfortune goes way back to Laurel and Hardy and is the basis of slapstick.All together now – hahaha!

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  34. Inside the Mind of Isadora Mar 23, 2018 / 18:54

    Funny … Funny … Funny … I thought of a high five too when I saw the photo. Then, on further viewing I realized it could be there for something else. I so it was. You showed teh danger perfectly. I love that he landed right where the sign did. Gracious, he should have been pleased the sign didn’t carve his head open. Good write …
    Isadora 😎

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    • Keith's Ramblings Mar 24, 2018 / 08:47

      That sign could be taken a number of ways as this week’s contributions show! I’m delighted you enjoyed if Isadora.

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      • Inside the Mind of Isadora Mar 24, 2018 / 20:25

        I can picture myself screaming as my hubby – who would ignore the sign – drives right over the edge. LOLOL

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  36. Moon Mar 23, 2018 / 20:29

    Hahahaha. Such a fun story!
    Thank you for the laugh.

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  38. Dan Bohn Mar 24, 2018 / 09:32

    After a tumble like that I’d refuse the “High Five” too. Fun story Keith.

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  39. subroto Mar 24, 2018 / 12:39

    There is that danger of tripping when your head is in the clouds 😉

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    • Keith's Ramblings Mar 25, 2018 / 09:52

      I had a feeling there would be quite a few dark stories this week so I thought…FUN! Cheers Laurie

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  46. Jan Vanek Mar 27, 2018 / 18:21

    I sure thought I had commented, Keith! I remember reading and enjoying your story, because singing “Climb every mountain” is what I’d be doing, too! But hopefully, I wouldn’t go tumbling down. 🙂

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