Post 1624. Sunday January 28
When I agreed to become part of a living statue double act I didn’t expect this. I thought we’d be Laurel and Hardy or something. This is daft.
I’m beginning to think you are right. I’m cold and my arms are aching, I didn’t realise how heavy you were.
I beg your pardon? Are you suggesting I need to lose weight?
Well, erm….oh, stay still, there are some people coming.
Haha! Did you hear what that boy said?
What a nerve! Of course it’s small. So would his be if he was exposed to the chilly elements like me.
I said you should have worn some silver underpants.
Real statues don’t, can you imagine Michelangelo’s David dressed in Y-fronts?
We need to think of something else to be. How about Kermit and Miss Piggy?
Or Chandler and Janice from Friends!
I’ve had enough. Put me down. I’m getting dressed and going home.
I’ll join you.
At this week’s Sunday Photo Fiction the picture is provided by Eric Wicklund