for Sadje’s What Do You See? picture prompt.
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‘What should one do before one dies?’
‘Well, I do a bit of research, check out who’s cheapest’.
‘Not buy, die!’
‘Oh, silly me! I always make sure I have some tissues to hand…’
‘Not cry, die!’
‘I misheard you. I drop off my baggage, go through passport control ….’
‘Listen, I said before you die not before you fly!’
‘Then you should speak up, not whisper!’
‘So?’
‘So, I always rehearse what to say and make sure it sounds convincing’.
‘Not lie, die, die, die!’
‘I beg your pardon? That’s not a very nice thing to say to your best friend!’
‘For the last time, what are you going to do before you die?’
‘No need to shout, I heard you the first time. Right, top of the list, get a hearing aid’..
Oh my God! This is so hilarious Keith. Thanks for this absolutely wonderful post.
There was no way I was going to take this prompt seriously! Thanks for providing it, Sadje.
It wasn’t meant to be taken seriously by everyone. You do you so well. I
Thanks
Enjoyed! Very convincing!
(I was getting a bit irritated with you too!) 😉
Hahaha! How dare you, ma’am!
Your eyesight is better than your hearing it seems.
Chucking so hard my pups are looking at me funny. Great story! 😊
Haha! That I’d love to see!
Love it, Keith! 😂
I’m pleased! Thanks, Chris.
Brilliant!
Thank you, Di!
Well done, as usual!
Thanks so much, Mimi!
That was a hoot!
Cheers!
This is soooo funny, Keith. Rolling on the floor laughing. ;-))
I better reaction I could not wish for!
Here’s mine:
https://natashamusing.com/2022/02/before-i-die-whatdoyousee-fiction/
😉
Who knows the person was feigning ignorance from the very first moment, doesn’t want to think about dying but dyeing his or her orange and red! 😀
I hadn’t thought of that, I wonder!
Haha! I am laughing out loud. A hilarious take on a somber topic Keith. Ingenious work 😀👍🏻
I had a feeling most would take the deep and meaningful route, so I decided to go against the grain! I’m so pleased you liked it.
Sounds like my house!
I didn’t quite catch that! Cheers, Maggie.
Oh, that’s brilliantly funny! Well done, Keith!
My dad has hearing aids and he still gets half the words you say wrong!
Thanks, Mason, perhaps they should bring back those big brass ear trumpets!
You’re welcome! great idea, I think they worked well.
Oh, my this made me laugh.😁😁😁😁sooo good..
I’m really pleased, thanks so much!
This is dense and humorous. You tickled my funny bone, Keith. But sure, you didn’t mean lie, nor fly, nor cry… you meant to do a little research! Haha. I love this.
Absolutely! Thank yous for your delightful comment.
You’re most welcome, my friend. 🌼
Hilarious! Excellent story, Keith. 🙂
Amusing, Yes! 🙂
Hahaha this is just too funny 🤣
Haha – hilarious entry. A bit of light relief amongst some of the more serious posts on this subject.
Well done. KL <3
I thought it might be a bit different! Thanks so much.