for Sadje’s What Do You See? picture prompt.
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‘What should one do before one dies?’
‘Well, I do a bit of research, check out who’s cheapest’.
‘Not buy, die!’
‘Oh, silly me! I always make sure I have some tissues to hand…’
‘Not cry, die!’
‘I misheard you. I drop off my baggage, go through passport control ….’
‘Listen, I said before you die not before you fly!’
‘Then you should speak up, not whisper!’
‘So?’
‘So, I always rehearse what to say and make sure it sounds convincing’.
‘Not lie, die, die, die!’
‘I beg your pardon? That’s not a very nice thing to say to your best friend!’
‘For the last time, what are you going to do before you die?’
‘No need to shout, I heard you the first time. Right, top of the list, get a hearing aid’..
Keith's Ramblings 
Oh my God! This is so hilarious Keith. Thanks for this absolutely wonderful post.
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There was no way I was going to take this prompt seriously! Thanks for providing it, Sadje.
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It wasn’t meant to be taken seriously by everyone. You do you so well. I
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Thanks
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Enjoyed! Very convincing!
(I was getting a bit irritated with you too!) 😉
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Hahaha! How dare you, ma’am!
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Your eyesight is better than your hearing it seems.
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Chucking so hard my pups are looking at me funny. Great story! 😊
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Haha! That I’d love to see!
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Love it, Keith! 😂
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I’m pleased! Thanks, Chris.
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Brilliant!
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Thank you, Di!
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Well done, as usual!
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Thanks so much, Mimi!
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That was a hoot!
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Cheers!
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This is soooo funny, Keith. Rolling on the floor laughing. ;-))
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I better reaction I could not wish for!
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Here’s mine:
https://natashamusing.com/2022/02/before-i-die-whatdoyousee-fiction/
😉
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Who knows the person was feigning ignorance from the very first moment, doesn’t want to think about dying but dyeing his or her orange and red! 😀
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I hadn’t thought of that, I wonder!
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Haha! I am laughing out loud. A hilarious take on a somber topic Keith. Ingenious work 😀👍🏻
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I had a feeling most would take the deep and meaningful route, so I decided to go against the grain! I’m so pleased you liked it.
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Sounds like my house!
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I didn’t quite catch that! Cheers, Maggie.
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Oh, that’s brilliantly funny! Well done, Keith!
My dad has hearing aids and he still gets half the words you say wrong!
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Thanks, Mason, perhaps they should bring back those big brass ear trumpets!
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You’re welcome! great idea, I think they worked well.
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Oh, my this made me laugh.😁😁😁😁sooo good..
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I’m really pleased, thanks so much!
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This is dense and humorous. You tickled my funny bone, Keith. But sure, you didn’t mean lie, nor fly, nor cry… you meant to do a little research! Haha. I love this.
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Absolutely! Thank yous for your delightful comment.
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You’re most welcome, my friend. 🌼
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Hilarious! Excellent story, Keith. 🙂
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Amusing, Yes! 🙂
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Hahaha this is just too funny 🤣
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Haha – hilarious entry. A bit of light relief amongst some of the more serious posts on this subject.
Well done. KL ❤
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I thought it might be a bit different! Thanks so much.
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