Today is….erm

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I like Tuesday evenings. That’s when my favourite television programme’s on! I put a log on the fire, poured myself a glass of wine and sat myself down in eager anticipation. Imagine my disappointment when it didn’t appear!

Something wasn’t right. Then it occured to me. Perhaps it wasn’t Tuesday, it must have been Wednesday. As if that wasn’t bad enough, I had a date arranged, a first date with someone I’d found on Tinder. We were meant to meet on the bench outside McDonalds where I was to treat her to a meal, I thought that might impress her.

It was six-thirty-five. I had just twenty-five minutes to get there. I could drive but it was a roundabout route. Walking would be quicker thanks to that handy footbridge over the river.

I got there five minutes late and she was nowhere to be seen. I waited and waited then gave up and strolled home.

The next evening, I sat in front of my telly looking forward to my second favourite TV show. Guess what? That didn’t appear either! Then my phone rang. A young lady said she was fed up with waiting and told me to forget it.

Oh no, it wasn’t Thursday, it was Wednesday. My Tuesday programme had been cancelled thanks to some football match!

I’ve got a date with another young lady on Friday, same place same time. That’s tomorrow, isnt it? No it’s….oh, for goodness sake, what is the matter with me!

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Thanks to Sadje for hosting What Do You See?

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24 thoughts on “Today is….erm”

  1. Denise Hammond's avatar Denise Hammond September 14, 2026 / 13:53

    Welcome to my world of retirement. It’s amazing that I can get the trash out on Tuesday morning. I was amazed recently when someone called me from their work office on a Saturday. What dedication. Hours later I realized it was Friday.

  2. Maria Michaela's avatar Maria Michaela September 14, 2026 / 14:14

    There was a time when my alarm went off I thought, but today is Saturday. I then realized it was still Thursday 🤭

  3. Chris Hall's avatar Chris Hall September 14, 2026 / 14:30

    It’s so easy to forget what day it is. It’s called retiring! 😉

  4. Christine Goodnough's avatar Christine Goodnough September 14, 2026 / 15:36

    Souns so familiar. Fortunately my phone tells me the day and date — if I remember to look before I check my e- mails. 😉

  5. Ange's avatar Ange September 14, 2026 / 15:43

    I know the feeling of forgetting what day it is I think when you retire the days can blur- but you’d better get an alarm set on your phone for Friday Keith – you could run out of dates!😀

  6. Sadje's avatar Sadje September 14, 2026 / 17:53

    Oops! A mixup in days of the week can surely mixup the social life. A hilarious story Keith. Thanks for joining in.

      • Sadje's avatar Sadje September 15, 2026 / 16:04

        Lol👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

  7. beth's avatar beth September 14, 2026 / 18:00

    it’s all one big day, isn’t it? )

  8. messymimi's meanderings's avatar messymimi's meanderings September 15, 2026 / 02:40

    The days do blur, especially when you are working on tomorrow blog post today!

  9. Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings September 15, 2026 / 14:21

    Even more so when tomorrow suddenly arrives today!

  10. Suzette Benjamin's avatar Suzette Benjamin September 16, 2026 / 15:33

    Great work combining the two images in the prompt Keith. Superb write!

  11. paeansunplugged's avatar paeansunplugged September 23, 2026 / 17:11

    Well they are all days, isn’t it! But missing dates…that can’t be fun!
    As always you made me smile, Keith and I am grateful to you gor that.

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