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Nov 22, 2025Nov 22, 2025Keith's Ramblings

I glanced through the window. You wouldn’t believe what I saw. A vision of beauty, laying there, begging to be swept up and carried away. Curvaceous, sensual. Pale pink skin I so wished to stroke.

I had to do it. Throwing caution aside, I flung open the door and ventured inside.

It was the best thing I’ve ever done, and the tastiest sausage I’ve ever eaten.

Thanks to Sammi Cox for hosting the Weekend Writing Prompt

Suzette Benjamin Nov 22, 2025 / 18:02

You got me, Keith! I totally did not see that ending coming! Good one. Well done.

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- Keith's Ramblings Nov 23, 2025 / 14:45
  
  I’m chuffed it had the desired effect! Thanks, Suzette.
  
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  - Suzette Benjamin Nov 23, 2025 / 14:51
    
    Most excellent!
    
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pensitivity101 Nov 22, 2025 / 18:27

Was not expecting that Keith!

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- Keith's Ramblings Nov 23, 2025 / 14:58
  
  I surprised myself, Di!
  
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  - pensitivity101 Nov 23, 2025 / 18:56
    
    🙂
    
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poetisatinta Nov 22, 2025 / 20:09

😄That creased me up Keith – you and your old bangers 😅

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- Keith's Ramblings Nov 23, 2025 / 15:03
  
  You can’t beat good ole bangers and mash!
  
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  - poetisatinta Nov 23, 2025 / 18:00
    
    Oh yes! I haven’t had that in years I love it with onion gravy – I’ll have to make some this week 😋
    
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Nancy's Notes 🖊️🎶 Nov 22, 2025 / 22:15

I’m dying over here! That was just too funny, dear Keith! 😂 😆

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- Keith's Ramblings Nov 23, 2025 / 15:11
  
  Thanks, Nancy. Not literally I hope, nothing worse than death by sausage!
  
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Linda Nov 22, 2025 / 22:17

I wasn’t expecting that, either!!! 🙂

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- Keith's Ramblings Nov 23, 2025 / 17:35
  
  Gotcha! Thanks, Linda
  
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Mangus Khan Nov 22, 2025 / 22:19

I love this … I enjoyed the audio

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- Keith's Ramblings Nov 23, 2025 / 17:45
  
  I’m so pleased, thank you!
  
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Pradeep Nov 23, 2025 / 01:22

Nice one! I was wondering where this was heading to!

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- Keith's Ramblings Nov 23, 2025 / 17:53
  
  Now you know! Thanks Pradeep!
  
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messymimi's meanderings Nov 23, 2025 / 04:18

Heeheehee! Excellent ending.

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- Keith's Ramblings Nov 23, 2025 / 17:53
  
  Thanks, Mimi!
  
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beth Nov 23, 2025 / 04:23

you crack me up!

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- Keith's Ramblings Nov 23, 2025 / 14:41
  
  Eggcelent, I couldn’t resist ending with a yolk!
  
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  - beth Nov 23, 2025 / 15:32
    
    don’t try to scramble my brain -)
    
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- Keith's Ramblings Nov 23, 2025 / 17:44
  
  …you win!
  
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Violet Lentz Nov 23, 2025 / 16:08

This got the first laugh out loud of the day! Thank you, my friend!

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- Keith's Ramblings Nov 23, 2025 / 17:54
  
  That’s nice to know! Thanks, Jodi.
  
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Sadje Nov 25, 2025 / 08:40

Hahaha! 😂

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