66 words.

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I glanced through the window. You wouldn’t believe what I saw.  A vision of beauty, laying there, begging to be swept up and carried away. Curvaceous, sensual. Pale pink skin I so wished to stroke.

I had to do it. Throwing caution aside, I flung open the door and ventured inside.

It was the best thing I’ve ever done, and the tastiest sausage I’ve ever eaten.

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Thanks to Sammi Cox for hosting the Weekend Writing Prompt

26 thoughts on “66 words.

  1. Suzette Benjamin's avatar Suzette Benjamin November 22, 2025 / 18:02

    You got me, Keith! I totally did not see that ending coming! Good one. Well done.

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings November 23, 2025 / 14:45

      I’m chuffed it had the desired effect! Thanks, Suzette.

  2. poetisatinta's avatar poetisatinta November 22, 2025 / 20:09

    😄That creased me up Keith – you and your old bangers 😅

      • poetisatinta's avatar poetisatinta November 23, 2025 / 18:00

        Oh yes! I haven’t had that in years I love it with onion gravy – I’ll have to make some this week 😋

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings November 23, 2025 / 15:11

      Thanks, Nancy. Not literally I hope, nothing worse than death by sausage!

  3. Linda's avatar Linda November 22, 2025 / 22:17

    I wasn’t expecting that, either!!! 🙂

  4. Mangus Khan's avatar Mangus Khan November 22, 2025 / 22:19


    I love this … I enjoyed the audio

  5. Pradeep's avatar Pradeep November 23, 2025 / 01:22


    Nice one! I was wondering where this was heading to!

  6. beth's avatar beth November 23, 2025 / 04:23

    you crack me up!

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings November 23, 2025 / 14:41

      Eggcelent, I couldn’t resist ending with a yolk!

      • beth's avatar beth November 23, 2025 / 15:32

        don’t try to scramble my brain -)

  7. Violet Lentz's avatar Violet Lentz November 23, 2025 / 16:08

    This got the first laugh out loud of the day! Thank you, my friend!

  8. Sadje's avatar Sadje November 25, 2025 / 08:40

    Hahaha! 😂

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