…for Rochelle’s Friday Fictioneers photo prompt!
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My pool’s seen a thing or too! Things it’d rather not have seen sometimes, like Bob in his budgie smugglers and Titianna topless. As for Ken’s mankini – no no no!
Me? I’m a sensible shorts kinda guy. Modesty is my best quality, I’m great at displaying modesty, almost certainly the most modest person in the world! Yeah!
I’m holding a pool party next weekend. There’ll be a clever dual-purpose floating barbecue that’ll both provide food and keep the bathers warm, it is November after all! Great idea, yes?
What do you mean, no? I wasn’t inviting you anyway, so there!
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Haha! Your stories are always so amusing 😂😂😂
That’s really nice of you, Sadje.
It’s the truth my friend
Thanks for not posting pix of Ken in his mankini! 😳
I never took any pics!
Years ago we had a neighbor who must have weighed at least 300 pounds. He also had a pool and wore a speedo. Ugh!!!
Oh my, I’d have built a very tall wall!
people often don’t make the best choice for the common good )
‘aint that just true!
Aww, but I didn’t mean no
Okay then, you can come!
I agree, sometimes swim wear choices are very close to embarrassing, I mean where do you look. A floating BBQ should keep the skimpy wearers out the water.
I agree with everything you’ve said, cheers, James!
Great story Keith. I am not sure I can picture the floating bbq how with the flames stay lit, I wonder. But there’s the point perhaps.
You’d be surprised! Thanks, Suzette!
I don’t swim, but I’ll be glad to sit by the pool and keep you company.
You are more than welcome, Mimi!
There’s many a sight to be seen (and forgotten) by the side of the pool.
So true, Sandra!
Haha 😂😂
Ken’s mankini
Great take, Keith
Not a pretty sight!
Thanks, Shweta!
Indeed. I am glad you spared us from that view! Always a pleasure, Keith 🙂
Funny Keith… all those images though, eeeep haha well done
I have some downtime waiting for my dumpster rental to get here and I just came across your blog! Your writing is so entertaining! I’m so excited to dive into everything else you write!
Loving the floating BBQ, sounds absolutely foolproof! Good stuff Sir
Thank you, I think I might patent it!
This is is so kind of you, thanks for dropping by Jeanie!
sounds like fun. but then again, it would be impossible to invite everybody. 🙂
A selected few only! Cheers, plaridel.
Hahaha lols…
That’s what I like to read!
You always make us all laugh. Thank you for sharing the laughs. 🙂
Cute. I think you had fun writing this one!
How did you guess? !!
There are sights we cannot unsee. Now what I would like to see is how this floating BBQ works 😉
I’m working on it, I’ll let you know when I’ve worked it out!
Excellent!!
Haha. Very entertaining tale. I love “budgie smugglers!” That’s a new one for me.
I’m not sure you’d love to see them!
Dear Keith,
The things I see at the beach these days are ‘interesting’ to say the least. I often wonder what people are thinking when they wear the things they do. Ah, well, it’s not my job to judge. Look away, look away, look away. The barbecue should be interesting. Fun stuff.
Shalom,
Rochelle
Well I think it is a great idea!
Haha! Sounds like a fun pool party.