Here’s mine!

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Look what I’ve bought. Some binoculars! There’s a great view from our loft, it’ll be even better with these bad boys! Up we go!

Honey, I’m home …. sorry …. I know you don’t …. I won’t …. ! 

She hates it when I say that, look at the expression on her face! Just wait ‘til she sees my bins, I’ll probably have some explaining to do!

I’ve got some binoculars  …. because the view’s interesting …. no, I’m not going to spy on people  …. I bet you’ll have a sneaky peek with them when I’m out …. yes, you will …. you will!

Right, let’s go onto the balcony and try them out. The couple over there have an enormous telly, if they put subtitles on I could sit here and enjoy theirs instead of putting up with the stuff she makes me watch! 

I’ll be able to keep a closer eye on the flighty floozy from the flat across there. I’ve a feeling Bill from the flat below ours visits her now and again for some ‘entertainment’! Can’t say I blame him though!

Ewww, that bloke’s having a pee with his bathroom window open, that’s not what I want to see!

Oh look, someone else with binoculars is watching me watching her. What a coincidence, anyone would think we arranged it (wink-wink!) She’s pointing downwards!

I’m just popping out sweetheart …. why? because we need some milk …. okay, bread then …. no, I won’t be long …. yes, I promise! 

Phew!

Oh no, I’ve left my binoculars upstairs, this could prove awkward!

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Thanks to Jenne Gray and CEAyr for hosting The Unicorn Challenge.

© Ayr/Gray

22 thoughts on “Here’s mine!

  1. Dale's avatar Dale Aug 3, 2024 / 15:03

    But he’s not a Peeping, Tom, eh? May he get into lots of trouble with them!!

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  2. beth's avatar beth Aug 3, 2024 / 22:30

    I wonder what is more entertaining, the giant screen or the flat floozy?

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  3. Margaret's avatar Margaret Aug 4, 2024 / 02:05

    The mischief escalates. I like the dialogue/monologue back and forth you’ve used, and I like the twist at the end. I suspect he’s about to be found out. And that’s probably a good thing.

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  4. Nancy's Notes 🖊️🎶's avatar The Sicilian Storyteller Aug 4, 2024 / 02:14

    The jig is up! Very interesting story, Keith. I can see how tempting it would be to check out a place like that with binoculars. Just remember Rear Window.

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  5. ceayr's avatar ceayr Aug 4, 2024 / 12:43

    Great minds, old chap!

    And I agree that a gentleman’s bathroom window should be kept shut!

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    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings Aug 4, 2024 / 17:44

      I’m no gentleman, but even I keep mine shut!

      *as my title says, what a coincidence!

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  6. jenne49's avatar jenne49 Aug 4, 2024 / 13:27

    I like the way you’ve set this up, Keith – the monologue and the dialogue – it works really well.
    And a good snapshot of community life.
    I’ll bet his wife does have a go with the bins while he’s out.
    I sense trouble ahead.

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    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings Aug 4, 2024 / 17:35

      I’m sure she will, and what she sees is sure to have repercussions! Thanks, Jenne.

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  7. clark's avatar clark Aug 4, 2024 / 22:36

    well, this is the week for ‘the view from afar’ no?

    love the twist (and fairly unlimited possibilities) of discovering his watching is being watched (by a watcher-Watcher?)

    fun

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    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings Aug 5, 2024 / 12:10

      It certainly looks that way (no pun intended!)

      The watcher watching him watching her is no coincidence, it’s part of a new plan they’ve concocted!

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  8. Portraitist's avatar Portraitist Aug 6, 2024 / 01:04

    I’m feeling paranoid now. 😆 🤣 I love the expressiveness in the reading, makes for a nice visual.

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  9. Liz H-H's avatar Liz H-H Aug 8, 2024 / 20:33

    You do have a gift for dialogue. I like your style!

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