Here’s mine!

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Look what I’ve bought. Some binoculars! There’s a great view from our loft, it’ll be even better with these bad boys! Up we go!

Honey, I’m home …. sorry …. I know you don’t …. I won’t …. ! 

She hates it when I say that, look at the expression on her face! Just wait ‘til she sees my bins, I’ll probably have some explaining to do!

I’ve got some binoculars  …. because the view’s interesting …. no, I’m not going to spy on people  …. I bet you’ll have a sneaky peek with them when I’m out …. yes, you will …. you will!

Right, let’s go onto the balcony and try them out. The couple over there have an enormous telly, if they put subtitles on I could sit here and enjoy theirs instead of putting up with the stuff she makes me watch! 

I’ll be able to keep a closer eye on the flighty floozy from the flat across there. I’ve a feeling Bill from the flat below ours visits her now and again for some ‘entertainment’! Can’t say I blame him though!

Ewww, that bloke’s having a pee with his bathroom window open, that’s not what I want to see!

Oh look, someone else with binoculars is watching me watching her. What a coincidence, anyone would think we arranged it (wink-wink!) She’s pointing downwards!

I’m just popping out sweetheart …. why? because we need some milk …. okay, bread then …. no, I won’t be long …. yes, I promise! 

Phew!

Oh no, I’ve left my binoculars upstairs, this could prove awkward!

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Thanks to Jenne Gray and CEAyr for hosting The Unicorn Challenge.

© Ayr/Gray

22 thoughts on “Here’s mine!

  1. Sadje's avatar Sadje August 3, 2024 / 14:50

    An interesting situation developing here. 😅

      • Sadje's avatar Sadje August 4, 2024 / 17:10

        🙏🏼👍🏼🙏🏼

  2. Dale's avatar Dale August 3, 2024 / 15:03

    But he’s not a Peeping, Tom, eh? May he get into lots of trouble with them!!

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings August 4, 2024 / 16:35

      The peeping bit’s just an excuse, let’s just say they are a communication device!

      • Dale's avatar Dale August 4, 2024 / 16:42

        Right, right. Of course!

  3. beth's avatar beth August 3, 2024 / 22:30

    I wonder what is more entertaining, the giant screen or the flat floozy?

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings August 4, 2024 / 16:46

      Neither will prove as entertaining as the young lady watching him watching her!

  4. messymimi's meanderings's avatar messymimi's meanderings August 4, 2024 / 01:23

    I get the feeling he’s about to find out how much trouble such a purchase can get him into!

  5. Margaret's avatar Margaret August 4, 2024 / 02:05

    The mischief escalates. I like the dialogue/monologue back and forth you’ve used, and I like the twist at the end. I suspect he’s about to be found out. And that’s probably a good thing.

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings August 4, 2024 / 17:00

      Thanks so much, Margaret. It certainly looks that way!

  6. The Sicilian Storyteller's avatar The Sicilian Storyteller August 4, 2024 / 02:14

    The jig is up! Very interesting story, Keith. I can see how tempting it would be to check out a place like that with binoculars. Just remember Rear Window.

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings August 4, 2024 / 17:10

      Rear Window, but of course! Sadly things are not going to plan as he’ll shortly discover!

  7. ceayr's avatar ceayr August 4, 2024 / 12:43

    Great minds, old chap!

    And I agree that a gentleman’s bathroom window should be kept shut!

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings August 4, 2024 / 17:44

      I’m no gentleman, but even I keep mine shut!

      *as my title says, what a coincidence!

  8. jenne49's avatar jenne49 August 4, 2024 / 13:27

    I like the way you’ve set this up, Keith – the monologue and the dialogue – it works really well.
    And a good snapshot of community life.
    I’ll bet his wife does have a go with the bins while he’s out.
    I sense trouble ahead.

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings August 4, 2024 / 17:35

      I’m sure she will, and what she sees is sure to have repercussions! Thanks, Jenne.

  9. clark's avatar clark August 4, 2024 / 22:36

    well, this is the week for ‘the view from afar’ no?

    love the twist (and fairly unlimited possibilities) of discovering his watching is being watched (by a watcher-Watcher?)

    fun

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings August 5, 2024 / 12:10

      It certainly looks that way (no pun intended!)

      The watcher watching him watching her is no coincidence, it’s part of a new plan they’ve concocted!

  10. Portraitist's avatar Portraitist August 6, 2024 / 01:04

    I’m feeling paranoid now. 😆 🤣 I love the expressiveness in the reading, makes for a nice visual.

  11. Liz H-H's avatar Liz H-H August 8, 2024 / 20:33

    You do have a gift for dialogue. I like your style!

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