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“I was finkin’,” said Fred – “that makes a change!” joked Geoff – “as I was sayin’, a few thoughts crossed my mind after last Friday’s karaoke night when most people sang different notes from the tune, and it occurred to me that we should form a core, because that’s what they do”.
“What’s a core, for goodness sake?” asked Arthur – “it’s where people sing a song together, some sing the main tune and the others a slightly different one, it called harmonisizing I believe,” said Fred
“I think he means a choir, c-w-y-e-r, and I know all about them,” said Colin, “it’s people singing in harmony, for instance, Geoff could be a bass, Arthur an auto, Tony a soprano, Suzie a something-or-other and Bill, a tenner, what do you think?
“I think you mean a ten-or” grunted farmer Bill, “but there’s no way I can reach high notes and I’m definitely not yodelling, I’m a shepherd, not a lonely goatherd”.
“You don’t have to yodel, you sing in … what’s it called? … oh yes, focaccia”, said Colin; “I think you mean falsetto,” shouted Tony, “not focaccia” – “I’ll have none of that language in my pub” yelled Landlord Len.
Think yourself lucky you weren’t there to witness what happened next; Fred plucked a bamboo cane from a plant pot, held it aloft, told everyone to stand, then on the count of three they attempted to sing My Way… their way; feeling ‘All Shook Up’, I left the building, uh-huh!
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Thanks to Denise at GirlieOnTheEdge for hosting Six Sentence Stories. This week’s given word is Core
Keith, you really have to compile those audio recordings… they are brilliant!👏🍻
You think so? I wonder…..!
Buahahaha! I laughed from beginning to end. You are such a hoot… or rather, your gang at the Baaamy Inn are…
Thank you! You say the nicest things, Dale!
My pleasure. I speak the truth!
My chuckle for the day. Thanks!
Delighted to have amused you, Denise!
Nice description of that choir as “they attempted to sing My Way… their way”.
It really was their way!
“yeah, yeah, yeah”
always fun.
(learned about bread, too!)
…thanks, thanks, thanks! Delighted to have introduced you to my favourite bread!
Ahahaha!!! focaccia….Oh Keith, I am still laughing…Thank you!!
Mission accomplished!!!
Awesomeness!!
As usual you have me doubled over with laughter I cannot stop!! You’re such good medicine!
Haha! I can almost hear you from here! Thanks, V.
Well then, you’re hearing me again! Take care, and have a blessed day!
Heeheehee! As I tell the choir director at church, my Sweetie sings in the choir and I help the choir by not singing. It sounds the same here.
That’s brilliant, Mimi!!!
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Thanks, Maria!
Oh no. Thank you. So many times I feel so stressed and then I read your posts and I find myself being relaxed and laughing. Thank you for the laughs, Keith.