…so here’s my piece for Friday Fictioneers.
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Lovely street food, Paul
Let’s have a bit, Bert.
‘Scuse me miss. She’s tasty, isn’t she Paul?
Behave, Bert! We’ll have some of this, them, those, these and that one please, miss.
I fancy a bit of the other….
Bert, what did I say?
…one Paul, the other one.
How much, miss?
H̄nụ̀ng phạn h̄nụ̀ng r̂xy h̄nụ̀ng bāth khrạb
How many Bahts Bert?
1101, Paul.
How much is that in real money Bert?
Twenty-five pounds eighty-eight pence precisely Paul.
Right, tuck in. This is nice, they’re okay, that one’s horrid…
I still fancy a bit of the other…
Bert!
…one Paul, the other one.
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I made a slight change to the story after I did the audio and I didn’t have the patience to re-record it, sorry!
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Thanks to Rochelle for hosting and to Brenda Cox for the photo.
Prod the Froggies to join in the fun!
Keith's Ramblings 
Very authentic story Keith. Better do something about your friend! 😅
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It doesn’t help when his mate interrupts him mid-sentence!
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There are some people like that. 🤣
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Bert is liable to find himself having his collar felt
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Being misunderstood can lead to all kinds of problems!
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)))
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((( !
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Goodness, that might upset the locals, if they can understand Bert that is! Brought a smile Keith.
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If only Paul had let him finish what he was trying to say! Cheers, Iain.
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Great story Keith. Bert seems to want to spice things up🤣
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All be it inadvertently! Thanks, Suzette.
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True. Happy creating Keith. Thank you for your stories.
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Bert had best watch out, you never know who is listening in, and it might be a jealous husband!
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…who might just misunderstand him the way Paul did!
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Nice story, Keith!
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Thanks so much!
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Bert ius probably barking up the wrong tree here. Good stuff
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Though not intentionally! Cheers.
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An amusing story, Keith, well seasoned with humor (of course). Yes, I had to look up the Brit idiom. Now I shall never forget it. 🙂
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Thanks Bill. I got the impression that some of the previous commenters hadn’t got it, so I’ve now added an explanation at the top!
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Helped me. Thanks.
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Dear Keith,
Whimsical banter. I can see Bert getting into trouble if the local ladies understood him.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Just a little. Always try to finish a sentence just in case! Cheers Rochelle.
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I think I’ll have one of the other too.
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It’s proving very popular! Cheers Russell.
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Nice take on the prompt! I love hearing your voice.
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Thanks, Alicia, it took me several goes so I’m pleased you liked it!
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Very much!
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great humour of Bert and Paul on holiday. I wonder if food is the only thing they are after. Bert has a mind like a calculator and he speaks the lingo perhaps he has decided to live there.
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Maybe he has! Cheers, James.
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Everyone has that friend who is totally wrapped up in a bit of the other. And if you don’t, you are it! lol Funny story, Keith.
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That’s true! Thanks, Lisa.
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You’re welcome, Keith. Hope you have a wonderful time camping out.
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Bert had better watch out. On the other hand he does seem pretty good at currency conversion.
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Indeed, just a shame he was misunderstood!
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Bert has a one-track mind, it seems. Good things he understands that language and the rate of exchange 🙂
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That’s what Paul thought, he should have let him finish the sentence!
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Humorous banter between two friends. Paul needs to let Bert finish, though. I think there’s some misunderstanding happening here. 🙂
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Amusing. I am glad that locals do not understand their language.
Loved the voices
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