A hundred words…

for Friday Fictioneers

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Keep it to yourself,  but John told me that Sam told him that…

     Pour me some wine, please.

There you are. Sam told him…

     No, not red, white.

John said that Sam said that Julie is going to…

     Second thoughts, I will have white.

Make your mind up! Julie is…

     Could you pass me the salt, please?

Okay, Julie’s going to…

     Thanks. Actually, I could do with some pepper too.

Here. Where was I?

     You said John said Sam said Julie’s going to…then you stopped!

Oh, forget it. Pour me some wine. Not red, white.  Pass the pepper. Salt…

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48 thoughts on “A hundred words…”

  1. rochellewisoff's avatar rochellewisoff July 20, 2022 / 11:45

    Dear Keith,

    A condimental halt to gossip. Well done. Pass the salt please. Thank you.

    Shalom,

    Rochelle

  2. Sadje's avatar Sadje July 20, 2022 / 11:54

    Haha!

  3. beth's avatar beth July 20, 2022 / 11:54

    probably a better way to go, a good sip wine instead of gossip

  4. Anita's avatar Anita July 20, 2022 / 12:09

    Julie’s story is a secret thankfully now!
    Perhaps it will be shared to the world after a couple of drinks! 🙂

  5. hilarymb's avatar hilarymb July 20, 2022 / 14:19

    HI Keith – I’d be befuddled too … cheers as long as I have some wine in hand! Hilary

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings July 20, 2022 / 16:59

      It’s important to get one’s priorities sorted out first! Cheers, Hilary.

  6. Michael's avatar Michael July 20, 2022 / 15:17

    I think that I will not be joining this pair, I will have a tall glass of water instead, pleased pass the lemon slices…

  7. Sandra's avatar Sandra July 20, 2022 / 15:35

    Yes, there are some friends like that. Still, pass the wine.

  8. Sandra's avatar Sandra July 20, 2022 / 15:37

    Uh, lost my post. Or maybe I didn’t. Anyway, as I was saying, there are friends like that. I avoid them like the plague.

  9. Iain Kelly's avatar Iain Kelly July 20, 2022 / 19:21

    But what did Sam say that John said that Julie said? This reminds me of an evening listening to my my in-laws! 🙂

  10. Christine Goodnough's avatar Christine Goodnough July 20, 2022 / 21:23

    Oh, I hope she doesn’t! It’ll probably be a terrible mistake…whatever it is. I can tell by the tone of his voice. 😉

  11. Dale's avatar Dale July 20, 2022 / 23:10

    Yanno… I’m going to have to try that tactic the next someone wants to fill my ear with gossip!

  12. plaridel's avatar plaridel July 20, 2022 / 23:38

    a few more drinks and i’m sure he’d be back in business. 🙂

  13. GHLearner's avatar GHLearner July 21, 2022 / 11:40

    But the world wants to know what John said about what Sam said about what Julie was going to… at lieast I do, when I stop laughning.

  14. granonine's avatar granonine July 21, 2022 / 14:34

    Reminds me of some people I know, with him it is impossible to complete a sentence.

  15. Bill's avatar Bill July 21, 2022 / 14:54

    “Try to focus, Darling.”
    Back to Keith’s humor rumor stories. Well done, old boy. 🙂

      • Bill's avatar Bill July 22, 2022 / 14:09

        🙂 Always, Keith.

  16. authorfleurl's avatar authorfleurl July 22, 2022 / 05:39

    A gossip has gone haywire over a glass of white…pass the salt. Fun story!

  17. poetisatinta's avatar poetisatinta July 22, 2022 / 09:12

    😂 Have you got our house bugged- sounds just like a conversation in our kitchen!! 🥂

  18. James McEwan's avatar James McEwan July 22, 2022 / 13:09

    Not listening, not interest, gossip is like that. However, if he had started with, ‘guess what they said about you?’

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings July 22, 2022 / 13:30

      That would have been completely different! Cheers, James.

  19. draliman's avatar draliman July 22, 2022 / 14:35

    What’s Julie gonna do? What?! What?!

  20. msjadeli's avatar msjadeli July 23, 2022 / 01:26

    That’s one way to stifle gossip — and to drive someone to drink! Entertaining tale, Keith 🙂

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