for Sammi’s Weekend Writing Prompt where the given word is Yodel.
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Some can yodel when they sing, but Bert can yodel when he talks. He decided to put it to good use and become a ventriloquist!
That’s him over there, hoping to entertain the shoppers, one hand up dummy Dolly’s you-know-where, the other covering his mouth.
“Hello Dolly,” says Bert.
“Hello Gert,“ says Dolly.
He’s not very good!
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Keith's Ramblings 
I LOVED this piece! It brought me the biggest smile. Thank you for sharing 🙂
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I couldn’t have asked for a nicer response, thank you!
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You are welcome 🙂
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Heeheehee! He’s probably bad enough to be entertaining.
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He probably is. One of the UK’s all-time favourite comedians, the late Tommy Cooper was famed for making a mess of everything he did, especially when attempting magic!
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LOL!That throwaway line about “one hand up…” is really amusing. I think I’m just an immature boy trapped in a man’s body!
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David [ben Alexander]
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You and me too David! So pleased you enjoyed it.
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Haha! Bert probably calls her Golly…
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You are probably right Penn!
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“Have the courage to suck at something new.” Well done, Keith.
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Indeed! Cheers Bill.
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Indeed. Please pardon my asking, Keith, do you live near Wales? I seem to recall you do.
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I don’t Bill, I live on the south coast of England – I must have a double, intriguing! Yachi da!
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