A little bit of nonsense

for Six Sentence Stories where the given word is Restore.

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I love this antiques market, hey look at that, over there, I’m sure you could restore it to its former glory, improve it even.

No problemo, I could reposition that, add some detail there, maybe even move those to the top then I’ll try getting rid of them…

No no, not…

… and when it’s done I could paint that bit red and that part green, even add a touch of blue but keep the side as it is unless you’d rather I …

No, listen, not that one, the one to the left of it!

Oh, that one, silly me, well I could attach a bit under there, take off that thing, possibly move that from there to here and….

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37 thoughts on “A little bit of nonsense

  1. Frank Hubeny's avatar Frank Hubeny November 4, 2021 / 00:04

    Nothing like improving an antique beyond recognition. Although I think I have seen art works made from pieces of old tables and chairs altered beyond recognition.

  2. Christine Goodnough's avatar Christine Goodnough November 4, 2021 / 00:39

    That’s just what I do when I find a picture I like. I plan on all those changes before I start painting. Granted, some of the changes don’t work out so well, but hey… Have fun restoring the antiques. 🙂

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings November 4, 2021 / 13:41

      I’m a bit like that when writing. Think of a story when given a prompt then find a way to change it in order to be different from the rest! Like you say, it doesn’t always work!

  3. Sadje's avatar Sadje November 4, 2021 / 02:03

    Haha! Need to identify the project first. 😀

      • Sadje's avatar Sadje November 4, 2021 / 14:02

        👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

  4. UP's avatar UP November 4, 2021 / 13:26

    Not big on change. Good six

  5. Chris Hall's avatar Chris Hall November 4, 2021 / 15:12

    This made me smile, Keith! Love the two voices, the ‘posh’ one rather reminded me of Brian Sewell. 🙂

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings November 5, 2021 / 11:39

      Brian Sewell? Now you come to mention it! Cheers, Chris.

  6. GirlieOnTheEdge's avatar GirlieOnTheEdge November 4, 2021 / 17:48

    At the end of the day, I believe your potential customer was ready to bolt and run in the other direction from the “restoration character”, lol
    Call me a traditionalist, but restoration in my mind doesn’t involve too many “extras” 🙂
    Enjoyed audio and written, Keith!

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings November 5, 2021 / 11:37

      I’m with you on restoration in fact I quite like the ‘distressed’ look! Pleased you enjoyed it, Denise.

  7. messymimi's meanderings's avatar messymimi's meanderings November 4, 2021 / 22:25

    Some things need to be improved, but not necessarily improved beyond recognition. Fun story!

  8. jenne49's avatar jenne49 November 4, 2021 / 22:56

    A great characterisation of someone who’s over-helpful – and doesn’t listen. I could see him clearly – but, I’m just thinking – why do I assume it was a ‘him’? Hm…

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings November 5, 2021 / 11:32

      Thanks, Jenne, it does sound a bit more himie than herie! He’s certainly enthusiastic.

  9. Doug Jacquier's avatar Doug Jacquier November 5, 2021 / 02:34

    Very amusing, Keith. The kind of character that would bulldoze the trees to get a better view. 😉

  10. susanrouchard's avatar susanrouchard November 5, 2021 / 09:44

    Great riddle piece. Thanks Keith for the podcast.

  11. clark's avatar clark November 5, 2021 / 20:21

    surely, if we are to ponder the ever constant (if not always obvious) internal drive to change and improve, there is nothing like an antique store or flea market to become aware of it
    fun SIx

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings November 6, 2021 / 16:35

      Absolutely, they act as reminders that some things have not been improved by change.

  12. Ashok's avatar Ashok November 6, 2021 / 05:59

    Glad to discover your blog!

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings November 6, 2021 / 16:39

      I’m really pleased you have, thanks so much Ashok.

  13. The Atomic Mage's avatar The Atomic Mage November 6, 2021 / 08:59

    Good one, keith. I have the idea our little tinkerer would tinker so much there would be nothing left original to tinker with!

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings November 6, 2021 / 16:48

      I used to have one of those. Grown-up now but still tinkering I’m sure!

  14. Liz H's avatar Liz H November 6, 2021 / 15:46

    Easier to imagine than to pull out the power tools!
    I’m all for that.

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings November 6, 2021 / 16:51

      Me too. I’ve lost count of all the good ideas I’ve had!

      • ceayr's avatar ceayr November 6, 2021 / 20:54

        I think it’s getting towards nearly two, Keith

  15. ceayr's avatar ceayr November 6, 2021 / 20:53

    Some folk just can’t leave well alone.
    Where’s Rosey when you need her?

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings November 7, 2021 / 17:35

      Don’t encourage her for goodness sake, I can just imagine the mess she’d make!

  16. D. Avery @shiftnshake's avatar D. Avery @shiftnshake November 7, 2021 / 02:00

    Brilliant. This guy will have the oldest antiques shiny and renewed, better than ever!

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