An L of a story!

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Today’s long-forgotten word-related words are:-

bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbLegolept – a person who is fascinated by words

loganamnosist someone who has an obsession with discovering long-forgotten words. 

logorrhoea – an excessive flow of words, uncontrollable garrulity. 

lexiphanic .- using a pretentious vocabulary or grandiose phraseology.

 

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838-8385572_person-talking-png-cartoon-person-talking2To call Maximilian a logolept would be something of an understatement.  I often find his lexiphanic way of speaking incomprehensible. 

And quite why anyone would wish to dig up long-forgotten words baffles me! 

He once said, and I quote, ‘today’s verbal leisureliness is symptomatic of the gradational decline in the standard of articulated and scripted English’.

“Max”,  I said, “Long …” 

“My name is Max-i-mil-ian”  he enunciated.  

“Maximilian”, I said,  “Long wordy-words simply go out of fashion, just like long men’s names do”.  I bit my lip after saying that but fortunately,  he hadn’t noticed! 

“Are you suggesting I am a loganamnosist?” he asked.

“Maybe, but on the other hand maybe not”  I answered, as I didn’t know what the hell that word meant. 

He then developed a serious case of logorrhoea which I believe is like diarrhoea, but without the unpleasant side effects suffered by the perpetrator and those nearby.  Only kidding!

Anyway, I gave up.  He will never change his ways, and Max without his archaic words just wouldn’t be Maximilian would he?

 

Tomorrow’s words

Melange,  Mellisonant and Mulivious

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42 thoughts on “An L of a story!

  1. Sadje's avatar Sadje April 14, 2020 / 00:39

    He must be insufferable!

      • Sadje's avatar Sadje April 14, 2020 / 04:54

        You’re welcome.

  2. Anne Young's avatar Anne Young April 14, 2020 / 00:56

    So frustrating when you don’t know what a word means and then you cannot give a quick retort

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings April 14, 2020 / 10:06

      … or you misunderstand and give an inappropriate retort!

  3. larry trasciatti's avatar larry trasciatti April 14, 2020 / 01:17

    Someone’s vocabulary is quite overwhelmingly obscure

  4. larry trasciatti's avatar larry trasciatti April 14, 2020 / 01:18

    At least I know that defenestrate means to throw out a window. The Italian word for window is finestra so that makes it easy to remember.

      • larry trasciatti's avatar larry trasciatti April 14, 2020 / 16:24

        I most certainly try not to overdo it~

  5. Suzy's avatar Suzy April 14, 2020 / 07:46

    I think you’ve converted us all into legolepts. Your stories are so entertaining

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings April 14, 2020 / 09:58

      So it appears! I’m so pleased you are enjoying them Suzy.

  6. Arti's avatar Arti April 14, 2020 / 10:18

    She reads, “someone who has an obsession with discovering long-forgotten words” and wonders who this definition reminds her of? Who? Who has she met in these times of social distancing? Who is it? Who? She wonders.
    Is it someone who’s participating in this challenge? Ah! She realises suddenly! She has the answer.
    Can you guess Keith?
    Clue: you may know him really well.

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings April 14, 2020 / 12:34

      Now I wonder who that could be. It’s a ‘him’ so it’s not her. Let me think … surely not me!

  7. messymimi's meanderings's avatar messymimi's meanderings April 14, 2020 / 11:25

    Discovering long forgotten words is fun, using them as weapons is not. Also, yes, i know a couple of people with logorrhoea, their mouths simply overflow, but it is worse than diarrhoea because they are not confined to the loo and spread their garrulousness everywhere.

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings April 14, 2020 / 12:28

      Hehe! That’s a good point Mimi! Garrulousness is a great word.

  8. Frédérique's avatar Frédérique April 14, 2020 / 11:48

    Hmmm, are you not yourself a Legolept and a loganamnosist? (had to copy paste these words!) Great answer by the way: maybe or maybe not 😉
    L is for Landscapes

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings April 14, 2020 / 12:26

      I suppose I am, for this month at least! Don’t worry, I had to copy/paste them into the posts myself!

  9. Srivalli's avatar Srivalli April 14, 2020 / 12:55

    Soo… Is Max-i-mil-ian the alter ego of Keith or the man himself who loves long long-forgotten words? 😉
    How do we even converse with someone with a vocab like that?

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings April 14, 2020 / 16:10

      Let’s just say he lives within my mind!I just let him out when I need some help playing Scrabble!

  10. Varad's avatar Varad April 14, 2020 / 15:57

    I’d desperately love to meet a Maximilian so that I could text message him only with emojis and symbols 😀

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings April 14, 2020 / 16:03

      That would be fun but I bet he’d soon find a way to block you!

  11. Anagha Yatin's avatar Anagha Yatin April 14, 2020 / 17:44

    What will happen when Mr. Maximilian of the story meets our own Mr Maximilian (a real-life politician from India who has chronic logorrhoea!), I wonder.
    And if it happens let me be thousands of miles away from that venue.

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings April 15, 2020 / 14:41

      Ha ha! He sounds quite a character! I’m with you if they ever have a head-to-head!

  12. soniadogra's avatar soniadogra April 14, 2020 / 17:45

    Haha Keith. Back with your signature style. I know of an Indian politician who is a Maximilian and I’ve recently come to know of another lovely fellow and his penchant for such words. 😉😉

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings April 15, 2020 / 14:39

      I am indeed, I never stray far! Most governments have one I’m sure. Cheers Sonia.

  13. msjadeli's avatar msjadeli April 14, 2020 / 18:32

    Don’t worry, soon we’ll be back to grunts and whistles to communicate. I think I’d rather enjoy Maximillian’s company.

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings April 15, 2020 / 14:34

      …or give making noises up completely and just use mobile! I’m sure Max, sorry Maximilian is entertaining in small doses!

      • msjadeli's avatar msjadeli April 15, 2020 / 19:35

        lol. My son uses a texting method of squiggles but it works! There is a term for it but don’t know what it is. I wonder if Einstein was like Max? When he stuck his tongue out in the picture, I tend to doubt it 🙂

  14. Liam's avatar Liam April 14, 2020 / 22:15

    Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do.

  15. shirleyjdietz's avatar shirleyjdietz April 15, 2020 / 02:24

    The words are fascinating, although I don’t know how I will remember them long enough to actually use them. It is a clever theme you’ve chosen, and very entertaining. Thanks. http://www.shirleyjdietz.com

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings April 15, 2020 / 13:34

      I’ve forgotten yesterday’s already! Delighted to have amused you, thanks.

  16. Kathe W.'s avatar Kathe W. April 15, 2020 / 03:19

    And here I thought a Legolept was a Lego leaper …a child jumping over legos….you are such a wordy guy- enjoying your blog!

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings April 15, 2020 / 13:33

      It would make a good alternative definition! Thanks for your kind words Kathe.

      • Kathe W.'s avatar Kathe W. April 15, 2020 / 14:08

        anytime!

  17. Shweta Suresh's avatar Shweta Suresh April 17, 2020 / 21:07

    Haha, loved the story. But I love the fact that you are digging up all of these long-forgotten words. 😀

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