for Sammi’s Weekend Writing Prompt where the given word is Sculpture and the word limit, 71.
I like being a sculpture.
Yesterday, a bloke said “I wish you had a pair like that” and his wife slapped his face!
Here’s another lot, time for my stony-faced expression!
Look, some old folk. “Magnificent … splendid … ravishing”.
Hello handsome, fancy stroking my marble? Oooh, cheeky boy!
Good, lights out. Time for a chat with One-Tit-Tina and Noseless-Nick. Headless-Harry too; no doubt he’ll be talking out of his ass as usual!
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Lol! Great post.
I’m pleased you liked it Sadje, thank you.
You’re welcome
Dear Keith,
And this is the reason I don’t post pictures of sculptures for FF photo prompt. You made me blush and giggle. Good job.
Shalom,
Rochelle
You never will now I guess! Sorry about the blush, pleased about the giggle! Cheers Rochelle.
We often wonder what the walls, furniture, or museum pieces would say if they could speak, and now you’ve told us!
I’m sure they’d have a laugh at our expense hence my piece! Thanks, Mimi.
A very amusing read. That last line especially made me chuckle.
I’m really pleased you enjoyed it, thanks Carol
Ha! Love that last line!
Hehe! I’m pleased, thanks Di.
Clever and cheeky! Enjoyed this.
Thanks so much Trish, so pleased you dropped by.
It’s a warning of sorts, that “I had a little fun…”
It was fun. Thanks!
My pleasure, thanks for dropping by.
This was great fun, Keith! I’ve been giggling for a few minutes, now…
That pleases me greatly Dale! Hope you didn’t choke on your coke or anything!
No choking, just giggling.
Keith my friend,
Long time! And this one takes the cake, icing and cream. Oh well, well!
Thanks, Natasha – it really is about time I got really active again especially with WW!
Yes, please Keith. We miss your awe-inspiring shots. 🙂
Next week!!!
Whenever you can Keith. Hugs