Seventy-one words…

for Sammi’s Weekend Writing Prompt where the given word is Sculpture and the word limit, 71.


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3a851cf3f4ec193324d39c41c1401836I like being a sculpture. 

Yesterday, a bloke said  “I wish you had a pair like that” and his wife slapped his face! 

Here’s another lot, time for my stony-faced expression!

Look, some old folk.  “Magnificent …  splendid … ravishing”.

Hello handsome, fancy stroking my marble?  Oooh, cheeky boy!

Good, lights out.  Time for a chat with One-Tit-Tina and Noseless-Nick.  Headless-Harry too; no doubt he’ll be talking out of his ass as usual!




23 thoughts on “Seventy-one words…

  1. rochellewisoff Feb 15, 2020 / 12:14

    Dear Keith,

    And this is the reason I don’t post pictures of sculptures for FF photo prompt. You made me blush and giggle. Good job.



    Liked by 1 person

    • Keith's Ramblings Feb 15, 2020 / 14:02

      You never will now I guess! Sorry about the blush, pleased about the giggle! Cheers Rochelle.


    • Keith's Ramblings Feb 15, 2020 / 14:04

      I’m sure they’d have a laugh at our expense hence my piece! Thanks, Mimi.


  2. Dale Feb 16, 2020 / 17:38

    This was great fun, Keith! I’ve been giggling for a few minutes, now…

    Liked by 1 person

  3. Natasha Feb 18, 2020 / 14:39

    Keith my friend,
    Long time! And this one takes the cake, icing and cream. Oh well, well!


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