for Sammi’s Weekend Writing Prompt where the given word is Sculpture and the word limit, 71.
I like being a sculpture.
Yesterday, a bloke said “I wish you had a pair like that” and his wife slapped his face!
Here’s another lot, time for my stony-faced expression!
Look, some old folk. “Magnificent … splendid … ravishing”.
Hello handsome, fancy stroking my marble? Oooh, cheeky boy!
Good, lights out. Time for a chat with One-Tit-Tina and Noseless-Nick. Headless-Harry too; no doubt he’ll be talking out of his ass as usual!