Seventy-one words…

Feb 15, 2020Feb 15, 2020Keith's Ramblings

for Sammi’s Weekend Writing Prompt where the given word is Sculpture and the word limit, 71.

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3a851cf3f4ec193324d39c41c1401836 I like being a sculpture.

Yesterday, a bloke said “I wish you had a pair like that” and his wife slapped his face!

Here’s another lot, time for my stony-faced expression!

Look, some old folk. “Magnificent … splendid … ravishing”.

Hello handsome, fancy stroking my marble? Oooh, cheeky boy!

Good, lights out. Time for a chat with One-Tit-Tina and Noseless-Nick. Headless-Harry too; no doubt he’ll be talking out of his ass as usual!

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Sadje Feb 15, 2020 / 11:52

Lol! Great post.

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- Keith's Ramblings Feb 15, 2020 / 11:53
  
  I’m pleased you liked it Sadje, thank you.
  
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  - Sadje Feb 15, 2020 / 12:15
    
    You’re welcome
    
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rochellewisoff Feb 15, 2020 / 12:14

Dear Keith,

And this is the reason I don’t post pictures of sculptures for FF photo prompt. You made me blush and giggle. Good job.

Shalom,

Rochelle

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- Keith's Ramblings Feb 15, 2020 / 14:02
  
  You never will now I guess! Sorry about the blush, pleased about the giggle! Cheers Rochelle.
  
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messymimi's meanderings Feb 15, 2020 / 12:30

We often wonder what the walls, furniture, or museum pieces would say if they could speak, and now you’ve told us!

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- Keith's Ramblings Feb 15, 2020 / 14:04
  
  I’m sure they’d have a laugh at our expense hence my piece! Thanks, Mimi.
  
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Carol J Forrester Feb 15, 2020 / 13:03

A very amusing read. That last line especially made me chuckle.

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- Keith's Ramblings Feb 15, 2020 / 14:05
  
  I’m really pleased you enjoyed it, thanks Carol
  
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pensitivity101 Feb 15, 2020 / 16:00

Ha! Love that last line!

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- Keith's Ramblings Feb 15, 2020 / 17:09
  
  Hehe! I’m pleased, thanks Di.
  
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trishsplace Feb 15, 2020 / 23:09

Clever and cheeky! Enjoyed this.

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- Keith's Ramblings Feb 19, 2020 / 17:45
  
  Thanks so much Trish, so pleased you dropped by.
  
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D. Avery @shiftnshake Feb 16, 2020 / 14:21

It’s a warning of sorts, that “I had a little fun…”
It was fun. Thanks!

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- Keith's Ramblings Feb 16, 2020 / 14:43
  
  My pleasure, thanks for dropping by.
  
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Dale Feb 16, 2020 / 17:38

This was great fun, Keith! I’ve been giggling for a few minutes, now…

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- Keith's Ramblings Feb 19, 2020 / 14:15
  
  That pleases me greatly Dale! Hope you didn’t choke on your coke or anything!
  
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  - Dale Feb 19, 2020 / 15:19
    
    No choking, just giggling.
    
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Natasha Feb 18, 2020 / 14:39

Keith my friend,
Long time! And this one takes the cake, icing and cream. Oh well, well!

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- Keith's Ramblings Feb 19, 2020 / 14:13
  
  Thanks, Natasha – it really is about time I got really active again especially with WW!
  
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  - Natasha Feb 26, 2020 / 06:13
    
    Yes, please Keith. We miss your awe-inspiring shots. 🙂
    
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  - Keith's Ramblings Feb 27, 2020 / 11:05
    
    Next week!!!
    
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  - Natasha Feb 29, 2020 / 11:22
    
    Whenever you can Keith. Hugs
    
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