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As Ray was walking his dog, someone stopped and admired it.
“He’s clever”, said Ray, “he can even talk, want proof? Rufus, what’s on top of a house?”
“Roof roof“
“What’s the grassy bit of a golf course called?
“Ruff ruff“
“What’s my wife’s name?”
“Ruth Ruth….whoops, she’s your mistress!“
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Thanks to Sammi Cox for hosting the Weekend Writing Prompt
Haha! 😆
Hahaha! Out of the mouths of …. dogs?? Woof woof!
Uh oh, the truth comes out eventually! Excellent tale, Keith.