It’s Monday!

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….but I couldn’t resisist the temptation to discover where the path led.

I found myself in a street. The houses were black, their curtains drawn. One twitched as I walked by as if somebody was peering at me from within.

There was a cafe. I stepped inside hoping for a much needed cup of tea. However, the menu only offered drinks such as red wine, bloody marys, cranberry juice and things. How strange.

I suddenly found someone siting alongside me, a lady dressed all in black. ‘Where am I?’ I asked.

She just smiled, revealing a long bloodstained fang. I was shocked!

‘Bloody hell!’ I shouted.

‘Yes’, she said. ‘This is Bloody Hell’

It was then I noticed the sun had taken leave of the sky, which was now black as ink but for a blood moon.

‘Don’t worry’, she said ‘I’m having a dry January. You are safe, let me call an Uber to take you home’. She flicked her fingers and yellow broomsick landed outside. The witch beckoned for me to  join her.

In  minutes I was back in my cottage. I won’t be walking that path again!

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Thanks to Sadje for hosting What Do You See?

16 thoughts on “It’s Monday!

  1. Violet Lentz's avatar Violet Lentz January 12, 2026 / 16:59

    Why not? When was the last time you had so much intrigue in one night? hehehe

  2. Dale's avatar Dale January 12, 2026 / 17:12

    Dry January! Witch Uber. Seriously, as Violet said, why not enjoy the excitement?
    Course… lucky for him all’s well that ended well…

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings January 14, 2026 / 17:52

      He got lucky this time!

      Cheers, Dale – I’m not having a dry January!

      • Dale's avatar Dale January 14, 2026 / 17:57

        No kidding.

        Cheers right back. Dry January….. not!

  3. Nancy's Notes 🖊️🎶's avatar Nancy's Notes 🖊️🎶 January 12, 2026 / 18:23

    After reading that, I could go for a Bloody Mary …. extra olives, Len! 🫒🫒

  4. beth's avatar beth January 12, 2026 / 21:10

    Hilarious! And lucky for you! 🍀🧛

  5. Sadje's avatar Sadje January 13, 2026 / 00:36

    Ooh this is scary and funny Keith. Loved the story. Thanks for joining in.

  6. messymimi's meanderings's avatar messymimi's meanderings January 13, 2026 / 03:52

    Sometimes it’s better to consult a map and know where you are going before you get there.

  7. Chris Hall's avatar Chris Hall January 13, 2026 / 10:33

    I’m still laughing….

  8. Hilary Melton-Butcher's avatar Hilary Melton-Butcher January 13, 2026 / 17:08

    Hi Keith – great story especially in the dark days of January. – cheers Hilary

  9. Suzette Benjamin's avatar Suzette Benjamin January 15, 2026 / 10:25

    Gosh, Keith, I love what you envision from the prompt photo…spooktacular! Well done,

  10. paeansunplugged's avatar paeansunplugged January 19, 2026 / 09:26

    And you survived to share the tale! Fantastic, Keith.

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