Fancy a swim?

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…a converation we had whilst sitting beside the pool – that’s my excuse for taking liberties with the picture prompt and swapping the pool for a beach!

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I told my friend Rosey there was an article in the newspaper about a chap that tried swimming from England to France. Two-thirds of the way he became very tired, so he turned back!

She said  that was daft, he should have kept going. 

I said I was joking, and she said I shouldn’t joke about something Iike that, he could have drowned..

I said, it didn’t actually happen, so she asked me why it was in the paper!

There is only way to get her to change direction.

Me. Another drink?

Rosey. A large Chardonnay please.

Subject closed. Works every time!

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Tap Froggie on the goggles to visit the squares!

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Those of you that have been in our blooging circle for many years may remember that I used to write lots of stories about My Friend Rosey, well over a hundred infact! I even self published a book that went down quite well. It’s out of print now though.

I moved about forty of my favourite yarns to a site of its own – it’s HERE if you’re interested!

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PHOTO PROMPT © Rochelle Wisoff-Fields

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Thanks once again to Rochelle for hosting Friday Fictioneers

40 thoughts on “Fancy a swim?

  1. Denise Hammond's avatar Denise Hammond November 12, 2025 / 15:33

    How nice to see Rosey again. I’ve missed her. And thanks for the link!

  2. Neil MacDonald's avatar Neil MacDonald November 12, 2025 / 17:12

    A woman who knows where her priorities lie

  3. poetisatinta's avatar poetisatinta November 12, 2025 / 17:36

    Offer of a drink🍹 – works every time 😄

  4. ceayr's avatar ceayr November 12, 2025 / 20:28

    This was funny but, d’you know, Keef, I think I’ve met Rosey under a hundred other names.

    She’s a woman, right?

    • Lisa or Li's avatar Lisa or Li November 12, 2025 / 21:20

      C.E. there are plenty of male Roseys out there. Watch any Laurel & Hardy or Three Stooges skits.

      • ceayr's avatar ceayr November 13, 2025 / 07:47

        Sorry, Lisa or Li, they’re before my time.

        But I’ll ask Keith about them!

      • Lisa or Li's avatar Lisa or Li November 13, 2025 / 20:45

        🙂

  5. Lisa or Li's avatar Lisa or Li November 12, 2025 / 21:19

    Keith, it feels just like a real conversation, and it made me smile. Alcohol cures what ails you 9 times out of 10.

    Congratulations on the Rosey blog. Thanks for making her stories available to us <3

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings November 13, 2025 / 17:51

      Indeed it does, Lisa!

      I’ll be adding more Rosey tales to the site soon!

      • Lisa or Li's avatar Lisa or Li November 13, 2025 / 20:55

        Awesome 🙂

  6. rochellewisoff's avatar rochellewisoff November 13, 2025 / 00:41


    Dear Keith,


    There’s logic and then there’s “Rosey logic.” Fun stuff.


    Shalom,


    Rochelle

  7. David Stewart's avatar David Stewart November 13, 2025 / 01:57

    Sounds like that conversation could have gone a long time if it wasn’t for the chardonnay punctuation. Great story. I enjoyed it.

    -David

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings November 14, 2025 / 12:40

      Thank goodness for the 100 word limit! Cheers, David.

  8. beth's avatar beth November 13, 2025 / 04:29

    way to distract

  9. Sadje's avatar Sadje November 13, 2025 / 07:47

    I like Rosey. A very down to earth character.

      • Sadje's avatar Sadje November 14, 2025 / 12:59

        Exactly

  10. Dale's avatar Dale November 13, 2025 / 12:12

    How lovely to see your friend Rosey again. Ya gotta love the friends so easy to distract… 😉

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings November 14, 2025 / 13:17

      I thought it was time to see what she was up to! Nothing’s changed!

      • Dale's avatar Dale November 14, 2025 / 14:06

        And glad we are that you did!

  11. plaridel's avatar plaridel November 13, 2025 / 18:08


    i don’t know what she saw in you, but it must be something positive that makes you worth keeping. buying her a drink helps too. 🙂

  12. James McEwan's avatar James McEwan November 13, 2025 / 20:38

    Well, well. Rosey knows how this game works, a logical tease is rewarded with a bottle of wine. I notice she keeps winking at me, how many drinks has she had?

  13. carol mck's avatar carol mck November 14, 2025 / 15:10

    Rosey is a fun character and you write so well ~ thanks,

  14. Nandini Deka's avatar Nandini Deka November 15, 2025 / 05:50

    clever way to close the topic…

  15. floweroutoflife's avatar floweroutoflife November 15, 2025 / 12:11

    I think we all have at least one Rosey in our lives – and we couldn’t do without them really!

  16. Violet Lentz's avatar Violet Lentz November 15, 2025 / 15:34

    I did not realize how much I missed Rosie until I saw her smiling face here today! So nice to see her again- well, you too! hehehe

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