100 words

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So, here we are!  Your first classical concert and we have the best seats, right in the middle. Now remember, no singing along, no cheering, no waving your arms, no jumping up and down, ok?

I don’t think much of this tune.

It’s not a tune, they are tuning their instruments. They’ll start playing soon.

Why are they still tuning their instruments?

Shhh, they’re not, this is the tune.

Boring. They need guitars and a decent drummer.

I give up, we are leaving. ‘Excuse me, sir…excuse me, miss…ooh your toes, sorry sir…excuse me, madam…excuse me, sir…oops your water, sorry miss…’

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Prod a frog to visit the squares!

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*Apparently GLC Live is, and I quote, a contemporary concert hall in Grand Rapids, MI, USA with around 2600 seats hosting live music, comedy shows & more. I  doubt they hold orchestral events, but for the sake of my story – they just did!

 

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Thanks to Rochelle for hosting Friday Fictioneers!

40 thoughts on “100 words

  1. Suzette Benjamin's avatar Suzette Benjamin August 20, 2025 / 13:42

    I like the graceful exit from the concert seat/aisle…lots of excuse mes. Great read, Keith. Cheers.

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings August 21, 2025 / 17:10

      Thanks, Suzette!

      There’s nothing worse than having to shuffle your way out from the middle seats!

      • Suzette Benjamin's avatar Suzette Benjamin August 21, 2025 / 17:32

        I can totally understand that point of view, Keith.

  2. Denise Hammond's avatar Denise Hammond August 20, 2025 / 14:02

    Checked out the website and agree that they do not have orchestral events. For that, drive two and one-half hours east to Orchestra Hall in Detroit. Luckily I am only a 30 minute drive for the symphony.

  3. Neil MacDonald's avatar Neil MacDonald August 20, 2025 / 14:14

    Dun’t no much about musik but ‘e knows what ‘e likes

  4. James Pyles's avatar James Pyles August 20, 2025 / 17:01

    I think you can enjoy classic rock and classical music, too. 😉

  5. Violet Lentz's avatar Violet Lentz August 20, 2025 / 17:15

    First laugh out loud of the day! Brilliant!

  6. CGraith's avatar CGraith August 20, 2025 / 17:41

    Love the humor! These character’s POV are so clear!

  7. Sadje's avatar Sadje August 20, 2025 / 18:02

    I can just imagine this scene.

      • Sadje's avatar Sadje August 22, 2025 / 17:31

        🥹🥹🥹

  8. Lisa or Li's avatar Lisa or Li August 20, 2025 / 19:58

    Keith I was laughing out loud on this one. That’s why I like aisle seats!

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings August 22, 2025 / 16:36

      Me too, I always try to get them!

      Delighted to have amused you, Lisa.

      • Lisa or Li's avatar Lisa or Li August 22, 2025 / 18:28

        🙂

  9. messymimi's meanderings's avatar messymimi's meanderings August 20, 2025 / 21:25

    It’s tough to take young ones to such things. We were taken as small school children to special performances of the orchestra as field trips from school and taught how to behave there.

  10. beth's avatar beth August 21, 2025 / 02:37

    <3

  11. gc1963's avatar gc1963 August 21, 2025 / 05:49

    Enjoyed.

  12. poetisatinta's avatar poetisatinta August 21, 2025 / 14:00

    😅Love the audio production, you bring your story to life Keith 🙌

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings August 22, 2025 / 17:10

      Thank you, Ange, for me making the audio’s half the fun!

  13. rochellewisoff's avatar rochellewisoff August 21, 2025 / 14:10

    Dear Keith,

    No doubt those around them were happy to see those two leave. Fun story.

    Shalom,

    Rochelle

  14. James McEwan's avatar James McEwan August 22, 2025 / 14:09

    (give up, we are leaving), perhaps each other. I agree it is not much fun excusing yourself across people when they are trying to enjoy themselves.

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings August 22, 2025 / 17:23

      I know exactly what you mean. It’s an aisle seat for me!

  15. GHLearner's avatar GHLearner August 24, 2025 / 14:49

    Having earplugs with you in concerts is always a good idea, in more than one sense. Fun story.

  16. I B arora's avatar I B arora August 27, 2025 / 06:47

    humiliating to leave in such way

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