100 words

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Holiday, day four. Optional tour of Château d’something-unpronouncable.

Shall I? Why not, a shot of culture might do me good!

There’s the guide. Yes, I’m listening. She sounds bossy! Up goes her flag-on-a-stick and we’re off.

“In 1763 blah-blah-blah. 

Round there blah-blah-blah.

Saint so-and-so blah-blah-blah.

Up there blah-blah-blah”.

She’s such a châteaubox! She could talk the hind legs off un ânesse!

She just gave me another dirty look. Yes I’m listening. I must try to appear interested.

He took a photo, they took some photos, perhaps I should too. I’ll take a selfie. Smile!

I wish I’d stayed by the pool.

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Prod the guide and she’ll take you to the squares!

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Thanks to Rochelle for hosting Friday Fictioneers!

PHOTO PROMPT © Sandra Crook

19 thoughts on “100 words

  1. rochellewisoff's avatar rochellewisoff Jul 16, 2025 / 13:00

    Dear Keith,

    I love châteaubox. Very clever. I feel his pain. I’d take the pool over a boring tour any day.

    Shalom,

    Rochelle

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    • MrBinks's avatar MrBinks Jul 17, 2025 / 10:15

      Have to agree with Rochelle – châteaubox is great!

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    • MrBinks's avatar MrBinks Jul 17, 2025 / 10:15

      Have to agree with Rochelle – châteaubox is great!

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  2. Sadje's avatar Sadje Jul 16, 2025 / 13:24

    Oh you’re so funny my friend

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  3. beth's avatar beth Jul 16, 2025 / 13:36

    hahahaha I’ve been there and I so get it!

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  4. Violet Lentz's avatar Violet Lentz Jul 16, 2025 / 17:59

    I never go for the guided tour- I would be just as frustrated as your MC! Great write Keith.

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  5. messymimi's meanderings's avatar messymimi's meanderings Jul 16, 2025 / 20:51

    Some of those tours do start to sound depressingly and boringly alike. Run off to a little restaurant on a side street and have yourself a snack and people watch, it’s much more interesting.

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  6. Nancy's Notes 🖊️🎶's avatar Nancy's Notes 🖊️🎶 Jul 16, 2025 / 22:51

    Too funny and very relatable! We’re kinda sorta on the same track, dear Keith. You’ll see when I post on Friday.

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  7. Lisa or Li's avatar Lisa or Li Jul 16, 2025 / 22:58

    Keith, a delightful story and totally understand about chateauboxes anywhere. After awhile you just want to scream STFU!!!!!

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  8. Neil MacDonald's avatar Neil MacDonald Jul 16, 2025 / 23:22

    Now if only the guide would really dish the dirty on the naughty doings of the countess!

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  9. justjoyfulness's avatar justjoyfulness Jul 18, 2025 / 02:43

    Love the words you invented. You’ve put me off travel, forever 🙂

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  10. James McEwan's avatar James McEwan Jul 18, 2025 / 07:35

    Sunshine by the pool is the usual extend of my culture, when I need a break to relax. Great fun from a bored holiday maker.

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  11. Dahlia's avatar Dahlia Jul 19, 2025 / 04:43

    Hilarious Keith! Going back for another chortle – thanks!

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  12. Sandra's avatar Sandra Jul 19, 2025 / 10:18

    “Chateaubox” … inspired! Good one Keith.

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  13. Brenda's Thoughts's avatar Brenda's Thoughts Jul 19, 2025 / 18:59

    I had to laugh. A very amusing story, Keith! I’ve felt this way a time or two, on one trip or another. 🙂

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