I apologise in advance!

Keith's Ramblings

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There’s a new winery opening in Plonkton.

Really? Are you sure?

Yes, I heard  it through the grapevine!

Are they selling red red wine?

Yes, and the white’s almost ready.

Almost reddy, don’t you mean rosé ?

Rosie, oh Rosie!

Do they crush the grapes there? 

They do

Squeeze squeeze me, woh yea!

 We should go there.

Yes, we’ve got to pick-a-bottle or two boys…!

If the bottles have corks we’re screwed.

Hopefully they’’ll have caps, then we’ll just have to twist again like we did last Summer!

Oh, oh, summer wine!

Fancy a beer?

Why not?

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I can hear you whining from here, sorry!

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25 thoughts on “I apologise in advance!”

  2. jenne49's avatar jenne49 May 24, 2025 / 16:01

    See, I told you – you’re my weekly smile, and you haven’t disappointed, Keith.

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  6. Violet Lentz's avatar Violet Lentz May 24, 2025 / 19:30

    Do you do this in your private life? Just bust out into applicable song lyrics? Inquiring minds want to know.

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  8. ceayr's avatar ceayr May 25, 2025 / 10:17

    Disappointingly, I couldn’t come up with any worse puns than you’ve swamped us with here!

    You win, so take a bow, jolly mate.

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  9. hilarymb's avatar hilarymb May 25, 2025 / 12:07

    Hi Keith – what fun … to think about memories … while the song takes me back – I’ve always loved Nancy’s these boots are made for walking … well done – cheers Hilary

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  13. Liz H-H's avatar Liz H-H May 26, 2025 / 17:50

    Okay, how much wine did you drink before you wrote this? 😂 And can I have some, too? Please? 🍷🍾🍷

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