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There’s a new winery opening in Plonkton.
Really? Are you sure?
Yes, I heard it through the grapevine!
Are they selling red red wine?
Yes, and the white’s almost ready.
Almost reddy, don’t you mean rosé ?
Rosie, oh Rosie!
Do they crush the grapes there?
They do
Squeeze squeeze me, woh yea!
We should go there.
Yes, we’ve got to pick-a-bottle or two boys…!
If the bottles have corks we’re screwed.
Hopefully they’’ll have caps, then we’ll just have to twist again like we did last Summer!
Oh, oh, summer wine!
Fancy a beer?
Why not?
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I can hear you whining from here, sorry!
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Love your sense of humour Keith!
Thanks, Di, I don’t know what I’d do without it!
Same here. It’s got me through a lot.
See, I told you – you’re my weekly smile, and you haven’t disappointed, Keith.
I’m pleased to hear it. thank you, Jenne!
No whining allowed!
If you say so, Miss!
Lol 😂
Thanks, Sadje!
You’re welcome ☺️
You mean you can see me wining? 😉
Good one, Keith.
You’d be amazed by what I can see!
Thanks so much.
Haha! I don’t doubt that.
You are very welcome.
Do you do this in your private life? Just bust out into applicable song lyrics? Inquiring minds want to know.
How did you guess? All together now……🎶
No w(h)ines, just laughter.
What more could I wish for?
Disappointingly, I couldn’t come up with any worse puns than you’ve swamped us with here!
You win, so take a bow, jolly mate.
Hi Keith – what fun … to think about memories … while the song takes me back – I’ve always loved Nancy’s these boots are made for walking … well done – cheers Hilary
..and that’s just what they’ll do! It’s all time favourite of mine too! Thanks, Hilary.
Brilliant!!
Simple pleasures! Thanks, Chris.
Only wining
Fun take on the prompt.
Okay, how much wine did you drink before you wrote this? 😂 And can I have some, too? Please? 🍷🍾🍷