92 Words…

WARNING – a little bit of adult content!

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“You never know what he’ll utter next. I tried some of his home-made wine. I didn’t like it. ‘That’s just sour grapes’ he said!

I commented on his suntan. He claimed he won a bronze in the Tanning Olympics!

Apparently his girlfriend swallowed his razor and gave herself a tonsillectomy, an appendicostomy, a hysterectomy and gave him a circumcision!

He wrote a poem. Roses are red, violets are blue, most poems rhyme, this one doesn’t. 

I repeated his joke about a storm. He said I stole his thunder!

I’m Colin, thanks and goodnight!”

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If you are not one of The Baaamy Inn’s regulars and would like a peep inside, we’re there every Thursday for the Six Sentence Story prompt! 

Here’s what went on this week!

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Thanks to Sammi Cox for hosting her 400th Weekend Writing Prompt!

16 thoughts on “92 Words…

  1. Dale's avatar Dale January 25, 2025 / 19:17

    Haha! Your corny side is showing, Keith! Fun stuff.

      • Dale's avatar Dale January 26, 2025 / 15:28

        Indeed. 😉

  2. pensitivity101's avatar pensitivity101 January 25, 2025 / 19:39

    Ha…………… kindly leave the stage!! Fun take Keith.

  3. beth's avatar beth January 26, 2025 / 01:51

    you crack me up!

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings January 26, 2025 / 16:46

      An eggcelent complement, Beth, I like whiting yolks!

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings January 26, 2025 / 16:47

      The other farmers at the inn often tell him that!

  4. Violet Lentz's avatar Violet Lentz January 26, 2025 / 09:10

    Nothing quite like the sound of one hand clapping! Brilliant. You really ought to consider stand up.

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings January 26, 2025 / 16:49

      That’s more than Colin usually gets! As for me, I have attempted the odd comical speech or two on group holidays!

  5. Sadje's avatar Sadje January 26, 2025 / 09:52

    A hilarious speech

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings January 26, 2025 / 16:50

      I’ll tell him you said so, Sadje! It was above his normal standard!

      • Sadje's avatar Sadje January 27, 2025 / 01:05

        That’s kind of you 😂

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