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WARNING – a little bit of adult content!
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“You never know what he’ll utter next. I tried some of his home-made wine. I didn’t like it. ‘That’s just sour grapes’ he said!
I commented on his suntan. He claimed he won a bronze in the Tanning Olympics!
Apparently his girlfriend swallowed his razor and gave herself a tonsillectomy, an appendicostomy, a hysterectomy and gave him a circumcision!
He wrote a poem. Roses are red, violets are blue, most poems rhyme, this one doesn’t.
I repeated his joke about a storm. He said I stole his thunder!
I’m Colin, thanks and goodnight!”
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If you are not one of The Baaamy Inn’s regulars and would like a peep inside, we’re there every Thursday for the Six Sentence Story prompt!
Here’s what went on this week!
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Thanks to Sammi Cox for hosting her 400th Weekend Writing Prompt!
Keith's Ramblings 
Haha! Your corny side is showing, Keith! Fun stuff.
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It’s happens now and then! Cheers, Dale!
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Indeed. 😉
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Ha…………… kindly leave the stage!! Fun take Keith.
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…and with that, he was gone!
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Hahaha!! Funny stuff!
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At least Colin had a go!
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you crack me up!
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An eggcelent complement, Beth, I like whiting yolks!
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He’s trying, but he shouldn’t change his day job.
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The other farmers at the inn often tell him that!
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Nothing quite like the sound of one hand clapping! Brilliant. You really ought to consider stand up.
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That’s more than Colin usually gets! As for me, I have attempted the odd comical speech or two on group holidays!
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A hilarious speech
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I’ll tell him you said so, Sadje! It was above his normal standard!
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That’s kind of you 😂
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