250 words about a beach!

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Here we are. Careful going down the steps. If you tripped, it wouldn’t be the kind of trip to the beach you had in mind!

It’s not the prettiest beach I admit, but at least there’s no risk of being hit on the head by a coconut! Those wonky beach huts could look quite attractive with a bit of work, couldn’t they? No? Maybe not!

I see you’ve brought your bucket and spade. I’ve not made a sandcastle for years. My mate Bob builds big ones. They protect us from crustacean invasions, he claims! What a clot!

The tide’s going out. Either that, or it’s coming in! Backwards and forwards, forwards and backwards. Why does it do that? 

What are you looking at? Oh her! I should have warned you. That  bit along there’s reserved for folk of a naturist persuasion. That’s Naked Nora practising her yoga. Not the prettiest of sights!  

That old fishing boat has been in the Whiting family for generations. It’s got more patches than my gran’s patchwork quilt! Willy goes out in it most days and usually comes back with a few wriggling fish. They sell them in the fish shack in the car park. I prodded a lobster there once. Wretched thing snapped hold of my finger. I got my own back though – I ate it! 

Right, let’s sit down here and enjoy our picnic. What have you made? Nothing? You thought I was bringing it? Oh yes, I forgot. Sorry. Fancy an ice cream?

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Thanks to Jenne Gray and CEAyr for hosting The Unicorn Challenge

© Ayr/Gray

24 thoughts on “250 words about a beach!

  1. lifelessons's avatar lifelessons November 8, 2024 / 12:58

    Love those wooden steps to the beach!

  2. beth's avatar beth November 8, 2024 / 13:24

    the steps! and the lobster revenge -)

  3. Christine Goodnough's avatar Christine Goodnough November 8, 2024 / 13:38

    Rule #1 for any outing: Establish who’s bringing lunch. 🙂

    • jenne49's avatar jenne49 November 8, 2024 / 16:42

      Get it in writing if necessary. 😉

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings November 9, 2024 / 14:43

      Wise words Christine and Jenne, I’ll bear then in mind!

  4. jenne49's avatar jenne49 November 8, 2024 / 16:47

    You paint a lively beach scene, Keith – the yoga lady reminds me of a saying of my mother’s – ‘The sighs you see when you don’t have your gun!’
    The revenge on the lobster is first class!
    Thank you for the smile.

  5. ceayr's avatar ceayr November 8, 2024 / 20:56

    A typical day at the beach at Ayr or Deal or Medville, there’s always something goes wrong.

    And then there’s ice cream to save the day!

    Can I get toffee flavour, please, mister?

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings November 9, 2024 / 15:11

      Here in Bexhill-on-Sea too!

      Toffee flavour it is, I might even stick a flake in it!

  6. Suzette Benjamin's avatar Suzette Benjamin November 8, 2024 / 22:23

    Lovely story Keith. I love the journey you took the reader through on those steps, which look nostalgic to me of many a seaside walk. Thank you.

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings November 9, 2024 / 15:22

      Thanks so much Suzette, thanks for strolling with me!

      • Suzette Benjamin's avatar Suzette Benjamin November 9, 2024 / 16:43

        A pleasure indeed Keith, truly!

  7. Sadje's avatar Sadje November 9, 2024 / 10:50

    Interesting photo. The stairs look a bit unstable

      • Sadje's avatar Sadje November 9, 2024 / 15:28

        Yeah, if someone wants to risk a fall.

  8. clark's avatar clark November 10, 2024 / 21:39

    very tempting (the stairs)… old or young, there is nothing like the tactile transition from asphalt parking lot to packed gravel path to wooden stairs then into the embrace of dry beach sand.

    very nice

  9. Chris Hall's avatar Chris Hall November 11, 2024 / 12:14

    Tee-hee, that was fun… and now I fancy an 99 flake ice cream – nice!!

  10. Brenda's Thoughts's avatar Brenda's Thoughts November 11, 2024 / 20:01

    An amusing tale of a day at the beach. Some sights you just can’t un-see. 🙂

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