85 words!

Keith's Ramblings

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Wherever Bertie goes, verti-goes! The poor chap’s forever in a spin!

I say ‘poor chap’, but he doesn’t think vertigo’s a problem, he claims it can be advantageous.

For instance, at the funfair he never pays to ride the merry-go-round or big dipper. No, he just stands there, closes his eyes, and off he goes! Weeee!

He claims to have more spins a day than a ballet dancer does a month – and he doesn’t have to wear those embarrassingly tight pants!

Way to go, Bertigo!

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Thanks to Sammi Cox for hosting the Weekend Writing Prompt.

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