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Wherever Bertie goes, verti-goes! The poor chap’s forever in a spin!
I say ‘poor chap’, but he doesn’t think vertigo’s a problem, he claims it can be advantageous.
For instance, at the funfair he never pays to ride the merry-go-round or big dipper. No, he just stands there, closes his eyes, and off he goes! Weeee!
He claims to have more spins a day than a ballet dancer does a month – and he doesn’t have to wear those embarrassingly tight pants!
Way to go, Bertigo!
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Thanks to Sammi Cox for hosting the Weekend Writing Prompt.
Hilarious 😂
Thanks, Dawn!!!
Very funny take Keith
I’m pleased you found it so, Sadje, thank you!
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First line already had me in stitches 😆
Thanks as always for the laugh, Keith
That’s so good to hear, thanks so much, Maria!
you always crack me up!
An eggcellent comment, thanks, Beth!
Great positive attitude Bertigo…well done Keith.
He makes the most of it! Cheers, Suzette!
Delightful!
Thank you, Mimi!
You are too punny, Dear Keith!
Puns are fun, at least, I think so! Thanks Nancy!
They are, indeed, and you do them so very well!