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These boots are made for walking, but whenever I wear them I get lost. I’m sure they’ve got minds of their own!
If I was an inventor I’d create shoes with built in GPS. Just say ‘Sholexa, take me to the pub’, or ‘Sholexa, show me the way to go home’ and they’d do as they’re told.
The young lady that sold me these clodhoppers said they would help with my posture. I didn’t believe her at first but now I stand corrected.
She was a charming girl, attractive too. As she helped me with my purchase, ‘you are so bootiful’ played in my mind. I fell head over heels for her, bless her sole.
I hate shoelaces, don’t you? They either come undone and trip me up, or get so tangled that I can’t undo them. I think all shoes should have velcro fasteners, why knot?
I’m heading out for a stroll now, I wonder where my boots will take me today!
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Thanks to Sadje for hosting What Do You See?
Hahaha. I like the idea of shoes having GPS and sholexa is a great name 😀 😀
Thanks Kritika, perhaps I should register it to prevent someone stealing my idea!
Yes. Should go for it. 🙂
lol same…shoes with GPS sounds perfect..
I’m pleased you agree!
What a good idea… and now, let’s sing with Nancy!👣
…all together now!
Wouldn’t it be fun to own such boots?
A wonderful story and in love the puns you’ve inserted. Thanks for joining in Keith.
It would indeed! Thanks so much, Sadje.
You’re always most welcome
I need those boots! Great story
I’ll let you know when they are available!
Pun, I mean fun post Keith
Fanks, I mean thanks, Di!
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Lol! Oh wonderful coinage, Keith…”shoelexa” hahaha…You got me laughing at “you are so bootiful..,”. Hahaha!! Well done, as always!!
I’m pleased you liked it Suzette!
i love the vocal rendition of this 😁
Thanks, that makes it worth the multiple takes it took to get it right!
They’ll take you somewhere very punny, of course!
No doubt!
I think you need to get a patent on that Shoe GPS. Have shoe, will travel! 🥾🥾
It’s something I’m considering, Nancy!
What an inovative idea, Keith. Go for copyright for Shoelexa. I totally agree that shoes should have valcro fastners. Nice take.
Don’t worry I’m going for it! Thanks, Indira.
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Ha! Brilliant post, loved all the puns and Sholexa is a great idea, you should copy right that! 😉
Thanks so much for your kind words. Clearly, my Shoexa shoes are stepping forward!
Loving all the puns, Keith. Also, GPS in shoes – brilliant idea! I’m actually surprised that no tech bro has started selling any yet.
Just a matter of timre, you see!
i love this you had me in stitches, sole stitches… So funny bless you.
https://youtu.be/oofSnsGkops?si=NRbcp9pnmeNtkHIR
Haha, I like that! Thanks so much.
it’s a pleasure 💜☺️
Hahaha sholexa is very catchy, I must say. Such a fun read, Keith.