Oh dear!

Keith's Ramblings

For Rochelle’s Friday Fictioneers weekly photo prompt.

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Let me read it to you!.

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Open Mike Night at the Outside Inn was not going well for Joker Jock.

“What d’ya call an empty watering can? A watering can’t!”

Apart from a couple of groans, the bar was silent.

“What’s a prisoner climbing down a fence? Condescending!”

Not a single smile.

“Why do the French have small breakfasts? One egg is en oeuf!” 

“I know what you ate for breakfast”, yelled landlord Len, “puncakes!”

You should have heard the laughter!

“Shakespeare came in. I said ‘oy, you’re bard’!”

Hysterics!

“Landlords are so pompous” murmured Jock as he sat down, “they act like they own the place”.

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PHOTO PROMPT © Roger Bultot

60 thoughts on “Oh dear!”

  9. CGraith's avatar CGraith Nov 16, 2023 / 03:16

    Cute. That’s all I’m going to say.

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  10. Iain Kelly's avatar Iain Kelly Nov 16, 2023 / 09:14

    The landlord holds the keys to the beer, I suspect that’s why he got the laughs. Poor Jock.

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  11. rochellewisoff's avatar rochellewisoff Nov 16, 2023 / 12:25

    Dear Keith,

    I see you’re up to your old pun and games. 😉 Careful, you might’ve opened Pundora’s box. Tee hee. Good one.

    Shalom,

    Rochelle

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  12. elmowrites's avatar elmowrites Nov 16, 2023 / 15:00

    Haha, I like a light FF story for a change! Poor Jock though, outdone by the landlord

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  15. plaridel's avatar plaridel Nov 17, 2023 / 03:00

    great one-liners. i may save one for my own collections. well done. 🙂

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    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings Nov 17, 2023 / 16:03

      Feel free, it’s a shame his audience didn’t think so! Thanks, plaridel.

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  18. poetisatinta's avatar poetisatinta Nov 17, 2023 / 17:48

    Keith I love all these puns and groan-worthy jokes – always make me laugh, especially the French breakfast 😄

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  19. James McEwan's avatar James McEwan Nov 17, 2023 / 19:54

    Great stuff. This reminds me of my friend who thinks he is a chocolate orange. I’m concerned he is going to be sectioned.

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  20. Rowena's avatar Rowena Nov 18, 2023 / 00:30

    Well, you made me laugh. Well done, Keith. I really enjoyed it.

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  21. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli Nov 18, 2023 / 01:02

    Like a rap battle, those two were having a Pun Off. I think it was a tie. Condescending is hilarious.

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    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings Nov 19, 2023 / 08:31

      As an ex-landlord myself, I quite agree. Some nights after a long day I couldn’t wait to jump into bed!

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  24. Sandra's avatar Sandra Nov 18, 2023 / 12:06

    Landlords, hey? Laugh a minute except at closing time. Sorry if you get this twice. WordPress doing its thing these days

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    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings Nov 19, 2023 / 08:34

      Sandra, for some unknown reason, your comments always end up in my spam folder! Don’t worry though, I check it every day and ‘approve’ any I find there.

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      • Sandra's avatar Sandra Nov 19, 2023 / 11:52

        I find the problems vary according to the sites I am visiting. But certainly, for several months now, just clicking, entering and sending a reply is a thing of the past. Now I have to either log in (though I already am) or decline notifications from the site, or just simply can’t get the send button to work.

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      • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings Nov 20, 2023 / 09:52

        It used to be so simple! This is just one of the ongoing issues WordPress really needs to sort out. Thank you for your patience!

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  25. Brenda's Thoughts's avatar Brenda's Thoughts Nov 18, 2023 / 21:38

    This is my favorite … “Why do the French have small breakfasts? One egg is en oeuf!” I need to remember this one. Very witty, Keith! 🙂

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  27. Margaret's avatar Margaret Nov 19, 2023 / 23:28

    That got me rolling in the aisle. Thank you for some breakfast time hilarity. (No oeuf here, just tea and toast).

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  28. thisobscurelife's avatar thisobscurelife Nov 22, 2023 / 03:56

    Thanks for the chuckles. Great take on the prompt and especially enjoyed the audio.

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