For Sadje’s What Do You See? photo prompt.
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Let me read it to you!
I used to live up there. Forth floor, flat four. I had a knocker on my door and underneath it I wrote WHO’S THERE? Some got my little joke, others didn’t.
I like knock knock jokes, don’t you?
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!
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Clive lived in flat five, floor five. He taught English at the local school.
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O
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Glen and Len lived in flat ten, floor ten. They were such a romantic couple.
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kiss.
Kiss who?
Kiss me!
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Yuc!
Seeing the partly demolished building reminded me of the time I knock-knocked on Dick’s door, flat six, sixth floor. He didn’t hear me so I knock-knocked a bit harder. Still nothing so I knock-knocked-knock-knocked as loudly as I could. Mid-knock he opened the door and I almost knocked him on the nose!
‘Knock any louder and the building will fall down’ he said. Little did he know that a few months later it would. Just look at it now. The demolition blokes have been knock-knocking, bash-bashing and smash-smashing for days.
Oh look, over there! It’s my door knocker! I really miss it. Its inventor deserved a Nobel prize.
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey?
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep listening to your silly jokes?
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Image credit; Joshua Kettle @ Unsplash
Keith's Ramblings 
Love the knock knock jokes Keith…hatch who! LOL!!
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Bless you, Suzette!
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Thank you!!
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Haha! Excellent puns and jokes Keith. Got my dose of humor my friend. Thanks for joining in.
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Not too large a dose hopefully!
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Just perfect 👍🏼
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Quit doing this to us, Keith. You made me spill my coffee. 😦
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I should have included a ‘Warning: May spill coffee’ notice at the top!
What’s the opposite of coffee?
Sneezy!
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“If you say so, Keith.”
Years ago I would read a funny story called “If You Say So, Claude to my classes. It was about a pioneer couple .. Shirley and Claude. And whatever Claude did Shirley would say, “If you say so, Claude.” I don’t know what made me think of it. It might be because you are so funny.
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This would make a wonderful children’s book, Keith. I love it, and I think kids would also.
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Thanks, Lisa. Now you’ve got me thinking!
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You’re welcome, Keith.
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such darn cute jokes
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The simpler the better I say! Thanks, Beth.
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Lol, love the knock knock jokes.
such a wonderful take, Keith 🤍
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Me too!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce!
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!
Thanks so much, Destiny!
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😂
most welcome 🙏🤍
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Ha!!
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Heeheehee! A very clever take on the prompt.
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Hahaha love it, Keith!
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Keith: Hello my friend, How are you doing? Great I hope. Now, I wasn’t ready for that punch line to say the least! bwahahahaha Great! I haven’t laughed in a long time. I’ve been doing therapy on my back all winter long, but soon it will be over…. PRAISE JESUS!!! THANKS FOR THE LAUGH though my friend. I surely needed it! Have a great day! Great Post my friend… definitely!!!
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