For Sadje’s What Do You See? photo prompt.
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Let me read it to you!
I used to live up there. Forth floor, flat four. I had a knocker on my door and underneath it I wrote WHO’S THERE? Some got my little joke, others didn’t.
I like knock knock jokes, don’t you?
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!
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Clive lived in flat five, floor five. He taught English at the local school.
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O
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Glen and Len lived in flat ten, floor ten. They were such a romantic couple.
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kiss.
Kiss who?
Kiss me!
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Yuc!
Seeing the partly demolished building reminded me of the time I knock-knocked on Dick’s door, flat six, sixth floor. He didn’t hear me so I knock-knocked a bit harder. Still nothing so I knock-knocked-knock-knocked as loudly as I could. Mid-knock he opened the door and I almost knocked him on the nose!
‘Knock any louder and the building will fall down’ he said. Little did he know that a few months later it would. Just look at it now. The demolition blokes have been knock-knocking, bash-bashing and smash-smashing for days.
Oh look, over there! It’s my door knocker! I really miss it. Its inventor deserved a Nobel prize.
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey?
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep listening to your silly jokes?
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Image credit; Joshua Kettle @ Unsplash
Love the knock knock jokes Keith…hatch who! LOL!!
Bless you, Suzette!
Thank you!!
Haha! Excellent puns and jokes Keith. Got my dose of humor my friend. Thanks for joining in.
Not too large a dose hopefully!
Just perfect 👍🏼
Quit doing this to us, Keith. You made me spill my coffee. 🙁
I should have included a ‘Warning: May spill coffee’ notice at the top!
What’s the opposite of coffee?
Sneezy!
“If you say so, Keith.”
Years ago I would read a funny story called “If You Say So, Claude to my classes. It was about a pioneer couple .. Shirley and Claude. And whatever Claude did Shirley would say, “If you say so, Claude.” I don’t know what made me think of it. It might be because you are so funny.
This would make a wonderful children’s book, Keith. I love it, and I think kids would also.
Thanks, Lisa. Now you’ve got me thinking!
You’re welcome, Keith.
such darn cute jokes
The simpler the better I say! Thanks, Beth.
Lol, love the knock knock jokes.
such a wonderful take, Keith 🤍
Me too!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce!
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!
Thanks so much, Destiny!
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most welcome 🙏🤍
Ha!!
Heeheehee! A very clever take on the prompt.
Hahaha love it, Keith!
Keith: Hello my friend, How are you doing? Great I hope. Now, I wasn’t ready for that punch line to say the least! bwahahahaha Great! I haven’t laughed in a long time. I’ve been doing therapy on my back all winter long, but soon it will be over…. PRAISE JESUS!!! THANKS FOR THE LAUGH though my friend. I surely needed it! Have a great day! Great Post my friend… definitely!!!