for Rochelle’s Friday Fictioneers photo prompt.
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Let me read it to you!
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What a wonderful breakfast menu.
Too fancy for me, what are you having?
Spoppressata, spiced chickpeas and eggs…
I was hoping for porridge.
…or Swedish cinnamon-scented sticky buns…
What do writers have for breakfast? Synonym buns!
…or omuraisu rice omlettes…
What do cows have? Moo-sli!
…or pea, prosciutto and pecorino frittata…
Why did the bacon laugh? The egg cracked a yolk!
…or choc-chip piketets with caramelised pears.
What’s the best part of a waffle? The W ‘cause without it it’s awful!
I know what you’re having.
What?
Puncakes!
Wrong. Croissant au beurre viennoiseries à la confiture de fraises!
I’ll just have toast.
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Try grabbing Froggie’s breakfast to join in the fun!
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PHOTO PROMPT © Sandra Crook
Wonderful wordplay.
Thanks so much, Sadje.
You’re so good at this 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
Pintilously done
What a nice word! Thanks Neil.
That must have taken some time composing. Well done, Keith.
It was no joke!! Thanks for the prompt, Sandra.
I think I’d lose my appetite just trying to figure out what it all means 🙂
Me too, Linda!
“What do writers have for breakfast? Synonym buns!” Haha, love this. The whole post was fun to read. Thanks for sharing, Keith.
I’m pleased you enjoyed my little bit of nonsense, thank you!
Clever title
Hilarious puns all, Keith. Enjoy those puncakes, nobody stacks them up like you do! Lol..
You say the nicest things, Suzette!
Wonderful Keith.
Thanks, Di!
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Love your way with wordplay
That’s really kind of you Beth, thank you!
oh love it Thanks for having me start my day with a laugh
That’s nice to hear! Thanks, Marja.
Good one, Keith. I laughed until I stopped.
That’s the best way to laugh! Cheers, Russell.
Breakfast is my favorite meal. Now I’m hungry.
So was I after I finished writing it!
Oh, yum! I’m glad I’m having a bit of oatmeal for supper anyway, or I’d have to make some.
I hope you enjoyed it, Mimi!
Very punny today, Keith, with your lively play on words! Great read!
I was worried it might have been a little OTT!
IDTS!!
That’s OK then!
You’re so good at this, Keith 👏
Thanks so much, Maria!
You’re welcome
You are most welcome Keith..Cheers.
Dear Keith,
My dad used to say that a pun is the lowest form of pastry. 😉 Love the breakfast wordplay with these cereal killers.
Shalom,
Rochelle
I like that, and as for cereal killers, LOL as they say today!
Some people just don’t like change. Fun read.
So true, Tannille!
That was quite the menu… Yum!
That’s what I thought!!!
a toast for you for writing such an excellent story. 🙂
Cheers. plaridel!
The egg cracked a yolk…too funny.
Thanks, Dawn!
I love your well-crafted nonsense Keith, always makes me laugh 😄❤️😄
Thanks, Angela, I often hesitate before pressing the publish button just in case I’ve written something too silly!
Nothing is too silly Keith 😊❤️
Such delightful reparte — and now I’m hungry. YUM!
I wish I could send you some! Thanks, Lisa.
Thank you! You’re welcome.
A real tearjerker. I laughed so hard that I had to take a break in the middle. And the ending is just perfect. Where are my synonym buns?
When I read your opening words, I wondered what I’d done! Thank goodness they were happy tears! Sorry, synonym buns are all gone.
Toast for me too, please, with a few more puns. Fun story!
Hilarious. I laughed all the way through this.
Not a silly story at all – a very punny one. Thoroughly enjoyed it – thanks!
Pun cakes hahaha good one, Keith !
Thanks, Laurie!