Chit-chat!

For The Sunday Muse which is hosted by Carrie💜

 

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1Shabby chic he calls it. I’m not sure about that. Shabby yes, but more cheap than chic! His furniture looks so tired; the grandfather clock nodded off at twenty-past eight, just look at the miserable expression on its face!

It’s the height of domiciliary fashion he told me. Really? More trashion than fashion I think. An eclectic mix he claims. That’s one way of putting it I suppose!

A miscellany said he

A jumble said I 

A gallimaufry, he

A hotchpotch, I 

An omnium-gatherum, he

A what? I 

A salmagundi, he

You’ve lost me! said I.

 

Well, he likes it, obviously. Me? I’m an Ikea kinda guy.

 

Minimalist said I

Basic said he

Modern, I

Characterless, he

Contemporary, I 

Floccinaucinihilipilification, he       

I beg your pardon said I. 

 

Our discussion was going nowhere. Time to find some common ground.

 

A glass of wine? said he

In a modern glass? said I

Oh shut up, he!

Vive la difference, I

Cheers, said he.

1x

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19 thoughts on “Chit-chat!

  1. Suzette Benjamin's avatar Suzette Benjamin March 26, 2023 / 12:36

    Lol…” the grandfather clock nodded off..” brilliant humor.
    And your marvelous sesquipedalian (long words) banter…sublime!

  2. qbit's avatar qbit March 26, 2023 / 12:52

    Can never have enough salmagundi with your glass of wine!!

    • qbit's avatar qbit March 26, 2023 / 12:53

      Or the other way around, LOL!

  3. wyndolynne's avatar wyndolynne March 26, 2023 / 14:13

    Just perfect for a Sunday chuckle in my own jumble/hotchpotch! 🙂

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings March 26, 2023 / 17:00

      What would Sunday be without a chuckle? A perfect response, thank you.

  4. Christine Goodnough's avatar Christine Goodnough March 26, 2023 / 15:21

    Good thing they found some common ground — and vocabulary.

  5. beth's avatar beth March 26, 2023 / 15:31

    hilarious word play, Keith. well done as always and love your new words

  6. Sadje's avatar Sadje March 26, 2023 / 16:44

    Haha! Great poem Keith.

  7. Helen's avatar Helen March 26, 2023 / 17:42

    Love your jabberwocky.

  8. poetisatinta's avatar poetisatinta March 26, 2023 / 18:45

    Great word play Keith – the old and the new – there is always something in common if you look hard enough 😂

  9. Carrie V. H.'s avatar Carrie V. H. March 26, 2023 / 23:52

    Clever word play Keith! Such a fun read and delightful to hear you read it!!

  10. The Sicilian Storyteller's avatar The Sicilian Storyteller March 27, 2023 / 15:58

    Wouldn’t the world be a boring place if we all agreed on everything?
    Nice one, Keith!

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