For Sadje’s What Do You See? photo prompt. I saw a hole!
WARNING: This is probably the silliest thing I’ve ever written and the most stupid thing you’ve read!
I was just thinking.
That makes a change for you, what about?
Well, you know doughnuts?
The round ones with a hole in them.
What about them?
I was wondering what they do with all the bits they cut out of the middle.
I donut have a clue! I got a hole-in-one the other day!
In a doughnut?
No, I was playing golf and I got a …
Oh right. I got a hole in one too.
You don’t play golf!
No, a hole in my sock!
Obviously, otherwise, you wouldn’t be able to get your foot in it!
Very funny, not. My mate’s got a job digging holes, he says it’s boring.
What’s your favourite kind of hole?
That would be telling! Yours?
Fancy a drink?
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