You’ve been warned!

For Sadje’s What Do You See? photo prompt. I saw a hole! 

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WARNING: This is probably the silliest thing I’ve ever written and the most stupid thing you’ve read!

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I was just thinking.

That makes a change for you, what about?

Well, you know doughnuts?

I do. 

The round ones with a hole in them.

What about them?

I was wondering what they do with all the bits they cut out of the middle.

I donut have a clue! I got a hole-in-one the other day!

In a doughnut?

No, I was playing golf and I got a …

Oh right. I got a hole in one too.

You don’t play golf!

No, a hole in my sock!

Obviously, otherwise, you wouldn’t be able to get your foot in it! 

Very funny, not. My mate’s got a job digging holes, he says it’s boring.

Well well!

What’s your favourite kind of hole?

That would be telling! Yours?

Alco-hole!

Fancy a drink?

Wine-ot?

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12 thoughts on “You’ve been warned!

  1. Sadje Dec 12, 2022 / 15:17

    Haha! What an entertaining dialogue. Thanks Keith for joining in

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  2. poetisatinta Dec 12, 2022 / 16:10

    Hahaha I’d love to be a bystander in these two a**-hole’s conversations, pardon my French 🙂 😉

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  3. Suzette Benjamin Dec 12, 2022 / 16:41

    Hahaha…alco-hol. Very fun take on the prompt Keith. A whole lot of pun👍👍

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  4. beth Dec 12, 2022 / 21:06

    Stream of consciousness fun!

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  5. Patricia Dec 12, 2022 / 22:45

    You do have funny punny conversations with yourself.

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  6. Dawn Minott Dec 13, 2022 / 06:17

    You’re hilarious!!!! Love this banter 😉😊😉

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  7. The Sicilian Storyteller Dec 13, 2022 / 11:02

    There’s a huge hole in this story, Keith, but who cares! It was a (w)hole lotta fun!! 😂 😮 😲 ⛳️ 🍩 🐳 🕳️

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  8. Dawn Dec 13, 2022 / 11:48

    Very punny, well done! 💞

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