Seventy-two words

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for Sammi’s Weekend Writing Prompt where the given word is Revenge.

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gooddog-plain.regular

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“Don’t you dare”, I said, “I know that look, you’ll regret it!”

She knows she won’t, she always gets away with it.

Yesterday she filled my Oreos with toothpaste. Last night she set my alarm for 4am.

My revenge attempts always fail like when I stretched cling film across the toilet, then used it before her forgetting I’d done it!

Look, a coin on the doorstep. O-oh, she’s superglued it.

“Just you wait!”.

 

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Seventy-two words excluding the title

28 thoughts on “Seventy-two words

  1. Ron.'s avatar Ron. November 26, 2022 / 13:43

    That’ll (never!) teach her.

  2. Michael B. Fishman's avatar Michael B. Fishman November 26, 2022 / 14:06

    Filling Oreos with toothpaste is just downright evil! 🙂

  3. Sadje's avatar Sadje November 26, 2022 / 15:21

    Tut tut! You’ll have to think deep and hard.

      • Sadje's avatar Sadje November 27, 2022 / 14:02

        👍🏼😂

  4. beth's avatar beth November 26, 2022 / 16:33

    Hahahaha

  5. Suzette Benjamin's avatar Suzette Benjamin November 26, 2022 / 17:37

    Oh, I am confident that you can come up with something epic!!

  6. Tessa's avatar Tessa November 26, 2022 / 21:32

    I love the idea of clear wrap across the toilet. That would be quite a mess if he hadn’t forgotten and used it first LOL!

      • Tessa's avatar Tessa November 28, 2022 / 18:12

        I bet! LOL!

  7. poetisatinta's avatar poetisatinta November 26, 2022 / 22:10

    Brilliant – and the cling-film jape, my daughter did that years ago on me on the morning of Aril’s fools day – not pleasant I can tell you!! 🙂

  8. Patricia's avatar Patricia November 26, 2022 / 22:30

    One would have to be insane to even think of desecrating an Oreo cookie with toothpaste!

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings November 27, 2022 / 13:03

      Should be a criminal offence, it really takes the biscuit!

      • The Sicilian Storyteller's avatar The Sicilian Storyteller November 27, 2022 / 13:34

        Yes, you have! Must keep your post hidden from my grandkids! 😂

  9. Shashi's avatar Shashi November 27, 2022 / 13:04

    Haha

  10. Bill's avatar Bill November 29, 2022 / 23:51

    Some of us are just born so. I was not. My daughter was. She drives me nuts. 🙂

  11. susanrouchard's avatar susanrouchard December 1, 2022 / 12:24

    She started a joke, the whole world was laughing… but the joke was on her….Remember that song ? Wishing you a pleasant Weekend Keith.

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