Seventy-two words

Nov 26, 2022Keith's Ramblings

for Sammi’s Weekend Writing Prompt where the given word is Revenge.

gooddog-plain.regular

“Don’t you dare”, I said, “I know that look, you’ll regret it!”

She knows she won’t, she always gets away with it.

Yesterday she filled my Oreos with toothpaste. Last night she set my alarm for 4am.

My revenge attempts always fail like when I stretched cling film across the toilet, then used it before her forgetting I’d done it!

Look, a coin on the doorstep. O-oh, she’s superglued it.

“Just you wait!”.

Seventy-two words excluding the title

Ron. Nov 26, 2022 / 13:43

That’ll (never!) teach her.

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- Keith's Ramblings Nov 27, 2022 / 12:27
  
  Worth a try though! Cheers, Ron.
  
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Michael B. Fishman Nov 26, 2022 / 14:06

Filling Oreos with toothpaste is just downright evil! 🙂

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- Keith's Ramblings Nov 27, 2022 / 12:40
  
  I quite agree!
  
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Sadje Nov 26, 2022 / 15:21

Tut tut! You’ll have to think deep and hard.

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- Keith's Ramblings Nov 27, 2022 / 12:49
  
  Don’t worry, I am!
  
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  - Sadje Nov 27, 2022 / 14:02
    
    👍🏼😂
    
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beth Nov 26, 2022 / 16:33

Hahahaha

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- Keith's Ramblings Nov 27, 2022 / 12:51
  
  Thanks, Beth!!!
  
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Suzette Benjamin Nov 26, 2022 / 17:37

Oh, I am confident that you can come up with something epic!!

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- Keith's Ramblings Nov 27, 2022 / 12:54
  
  I’ll let you know when I do!
  
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Tessa Nov 26, 2022 / 21:32

I love the idea of clear wrap across the toilet. That would be quite a mess if he hadn’t forgotten and used it first LOL!

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- Keith's Ramblings Nov 27, 2022 / 12:58
  
  It seemed like a good idea at the time!
  
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  - Tessa Nov 28, 2022 / 18:12
    
    I bet! LOL!
    
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poetisatinta Nov 26, 2022 / 22:10

Brilliant – and the cling-film jape, my daughter did that years ago on me on the morning of Aril’s fools day – not pleasant I can tell you!! 🙂

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- Keith's Ramblings Nov 27, 2022 / 13:02
  
  I bet it wasn’t!
  
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  - poetisatinta Nov 27, 2022 / 15:01
    
    Yes indeed! 🙂
    
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Patricia Nov 26, 2022 / 22:30

One would have to be insane to even think of desecrating an Oreo cookie with toothpaste!

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- Keith's Ramblings Nov 27, 2022 / 13:03
  
  Should be a criminal offence, it really takes the biscuit!
  
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messymimi's meanderings Nov 27, 2022 / 00:29

Sibling rivalry at its best, or worst, depending on how you view it.

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- Keith's Ramblings Nov 27, 2022 / 13:04
  
  Somewhere in between maybe!
  
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The Sicilian Storyteller Nov 27, 2022 / 12:15

Oh, how I laughed at the cling wrap! 😂

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- Keith's Ramblings Nov 27, 2022 / 13:08
  
  I hope I haven’t given you any ideas!
  
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  - The Sicilian Storyteller Nov 27, 2022 / 13:34
    
    Yes, you have! Must keep your post hidden from my grandkids! 😂
    
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Shashi Nov 27, 2022 / 13:04

Haha

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Keith's Ramblings Nov 27, 2022 / 13:19

That’ll do nicely, thanks Shashi!

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Bill Nov 29, 2022 / 23:51

Some of us are just born so. I was not. My daughter was. She drives me nuts. 🙂

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susanrouchard Dec 1, 2022 / 12:24

She started a joke, the whole world was laughing… but the joke was on her….Remember that song ? Wishing you a pleasant Weekend Keith.

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