One hundred words…

for Friday Fictioneers!

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trish-nankevilles-flowers“They’re strange flowers, what are they?” she asked.

Not the response I’d hoped for from the young lady I was trying to impress. I didn’t know so I made something up. 

“Their Latin name is Porcupinuss  Lookalikus”, I said, trying to sound knowledgeable, “better known as Prickle Petals”.

She had a sniff but got too close, and one of the little devils tickled her nose. I’ve never witnessed a sneeze like it. Ten on the Richter scale! 

To cut a long story short (100 words!) she handed them back, sneezed again, walked off, sneezed again, disappeared from view, sneezed again…

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Thanks to Rochelle for hosting and to Trish Nankeville for the photo.

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45 thoughts on “One hundred words…

  1. rochellewisoff Sep 14, 2022 / 13:57

    Dear Keith,

    Porcupinus Lookalikus. Now that’s thinking on his feet. 😉 Oh my. Poor girl. I feel her pain in the most literal sense. In fact we went in similar directions this week. Please pass the tissues.

    Shalom,

    Rochelle

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  2. Iain Kelly Sep 14, 2022 / 14:59

    And that, as they say, was the end of that! Enjoyable chuckle as always Keith.

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  3. Suzette Benjamin Sep 14, 2022 / 17:10

    At least his grand gesture and botanical know-how was nothing to sneeze at. A fun tale, Keith. Made me chuckle 😃 Thank you.

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  4. Bear Sep 14, 2022 / 19:04

    Funny when you crack yourself up trying to read what you wrote, isn’t it. Loved this. Needed that laugh, too. Thanks!

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  5. Inside the Mind of Isadora Sep 14, 2022 / 19:48

    It may be best to check if someone has allergies next time.
    Nah … it’s more fun to watch them sneeze. LOL … terrible, I know.
    I enjoyed this, Keith. I even had a chuckle or two on the names.
    Isadora 😎

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    • Keith's Ramblings Sep 15, 2022 / 11:47

      ‘Have you got any allergies?’ isn’t a very good chat-up line! I agree, sneezers can be very amusing!

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      • Inside the Mind of Isadora Sep 15, 2022 / 19:09

        Hubby is an allergy sneezer … and … it is funny, but I really shouldn’t snicker. 😀

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  6. msjadeli Sep 15, 2022 / 04:27

    Some people see flowers and smile and others see a nightmare. I pity the latter. Good story and it was great to hear you laughing as you told it.

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  7. granonine Sep 15, 2022 / 15:41

    I think I would have laughed with you and just enjoyed the flowers. But maybe I wouldn’t have tried to sniff them 🙂

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  8. Bill Sep 15, 2022 / 20:11

    You were so close, Keith. Pincushions. 🙂 In any case, allergies rule. Another fun story well-done by the master. 🙂

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  9. Bernadette Braganza Sep 16, 2022 / 11:10

    Maybe she shouldn’t have sniffed in the first place 🤷 At least he knows what not to get her the next time, hopefully.

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  10. James McEwan Sep 17, 2022 / 19:44

    Oh dear, was it the flowers that she reacted to or the wide, wide bluffomous. Try chocolates next time, you know; sweetamos chocolomous or a box of milkuss trayiamum. Fun as always.

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  11. creatingahome Sep 18, 2022 / 09:59

    Safe to say that did not go to plan.
    Allergy alert before a date might help.
    Lovely story made me chuckle.

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  12. Tessa Sep 19, 2022 / 00:36

    Bet she was sorry she ever sniffed that flower. Pretty though I am sure it was hard to resist smelling it.

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  13. authorfleurl Sep 19, 2022 / 00:58

    LOL! This is me…when I start to sneeze, it’s loud and often, like a machine gun lol. It’s genetic, my mum n dad did too. Loved this, a good chuckle!

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  14. Michael Humphris Sep 20, 2022 / 09:45

    What a sneeze, I even heard it here.🙂

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